Destroy All Humans!

13 Reasons why you should buy this game #1. You get to Anal Probe people and watch as their heads pop off like squeezed grapes #2. You get to force push people and vehicles like your Anakin Skywalker on Steroids #3. The guy who played Invader Zim is your mentor and quest giver throughout the whole game (yes seriously, that isn't a joke) #4. You can set people on fire or zap people with an electric gun that would make Palpatine crack a smile #5. Remastered Graphics like amazing #6. Story is actually pretty hilarious. It is offensive as it is satirical and I love it. If you are extremely sensitive and don't like offensive jokes, don't buy it. In this PC age we are in, a game that doesnt give two f#@ks about your feelings and makes fun of everyone from blind American patriotism to Communist Radicals is a breath of fresh air in our samey SJW oriented landscape #7. Gameplay Enhancements that make this game both more fun and accessible (i.e using your telekinectic powers while firing off your weapons) #8. Remaster adds in new upgrades to your weapons and mind powers that weren't in the original version #9. Remaster adds new missions and gameplay tweaks to quest to make them more fun #10. Crypto (the main character) sounds like Jack Nickelson from the Shining and I f#@king love it #11. You can return to previous locations you visited to do challenges and unlock costumes #12. You have a god damn saucer you can fly in and burn everything and everyone with a laser beam #13. It is only $30 and will give you alot of replay value even when you complete the story. To be clear, this game doesn't have the depth of a GTA game nor a story quite as long but the simple loop of destruction and anarchy this game gives you is so fun and satisfying, you'll be hooked for a while. This remake is faithful to the original in terms of content but adds just enough stuff to make it more accessible and less clunky. The guys who made this (THQ Nordic) are a very pro consumer company too. Buy it!