A.I.Person.: Could be their English is not all that good so how about cutting some slack?
... just noticed this, so:
some time ago my English (I am not a native speaker) had been much worse then it is now. If today I can make myself almost understandable in this language, it is all because of practising, reading, talking and writing in English.
The most "risk" you take by going public in the early stages is to make "them" laugh - I can live with that.
And further more: this forum has no set rule to discuss whatever you want using the English language. Sure, you might get more answers by using it, but there are enough posts using some other language, so ...
Last - the initial post has a lot of comedy within, and so I simply could not resist.