BreathingMeat: What?? Press 'M'!
Waltorious: Wait, seriously? Wow, now I feel amazingly stupid for playing through the whole game without knowing that. Doh!
Cassandra: Forsooth! It seemeth that these corridors all looketh alike! Yet again I must use the mystical arts to determine our location!
Sir Felgar: Here we go again.
Gene Eric: Shut up Felgar, it's funny.
Sir Felgar: Yeah, whatever. Hermit, have you still got the map?
The Hermit: Of course I do. Just wait a second. She's getting started now.
Cassandra: *arcane words and gestures*
The Hermit: Right, she's off. So let's look at this map. Yep, we're at 11, 8. If we turn left and then step forward three times, we'll be at the door to the tavern.
Sir Felgar: Sweet. Let's go, I'm thirsty.
Gene Eric: Heheeehee look she's still going.
Cassandra: *further arcane words and gestures, getting louder and more frantic*
Gene Eric: I think she's nearly done.
Cassandra: *yells a couple more words, then falls silent*
*everyone waits*
Gene Eric: *guffaw* erhem. Something in my throat.
*everyone waits*
Cassandra: Behold! Our explorations have led us to the eleventh node in the eighth ley of reality! Certainty returneth to our path!
Sir Felgar: 11, 8, you say? Good one. Let's go to the tavern.