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Continuing the birthday giveaway that started Here, today I have up for grabs a copy of Long Live the Queen

RULES:
1) Please enter only if you intend to play the game. I'd prefer if the game does not sit on your shelf for months/years, so enter only if you're interested in playing it pretty much right away. If you're just looking to collect for your shelf, there are plenty of other ways to fill those spaces.
2) Please do not regift/trade the game. These games are intended to be kept/used by the contest winner.
3) Must have a join date before May 2014.
4) Read the giveaway-specific rules below

Giveaway today requires you to post a Shakespearean insult (I believe there may even be a random generator available on the internet for this. Feel free to use it if you like). Like usual, I'll let this run until I get up tomorrow and get on the forums. Winner will be chosen by random.org again. Good luck all.

And like yesterday, as an added 'bonus' I'll mark the winner with the solution to the thread for a bit of rep boost as well.

A bonus entry goes to anyone that can guess which Shakespeare play - one of my favorites - is going to be performed in my area this summer. Feel free to post your guess in your reply - one guess only - as no one will know if it's correct or not until after I do the draw.

And I'll start us off with a (lame) attempt at a Shakespearean insult: A pox on you, turpitudinous delinquent! Take thy addlepated countenance and hie thee hence!
This question / problem has been solved by Chimericalimage
Not in but +1, and an excellent choice of a game .
Not in but +1 and I am going to guess the Shakespearean play is The Tempest. As for lame Shakespearean insults I still find the biting of the thumb my all time favorite, just because it seems so absurd to me :)
Post edited May 29, 2014 by samlii
Not in, but thank you for your continued generosity.
In.

"Thou misshapen dick!" -- yup, classic Shakespeare, kids, look it up. :)

Great giveaway idea!

Edit: and I'm going to guess Macbeth for the play, just because it's my favourite.

Edit 2: btw, really enjoyed this modernised version of it with Patrick Stewart and Kate Fleetwood and heartily recommend it: http://video.pbs.org/video/1604122998/
Post edited May 29, 2014 by Mrstarker
I'll guess "As You Like It" and offer the attached insult from the same ;-p
Attachments:
insult.png (486 Kb)
I'm in this time, thank you~!

I'm guessing your favorite is Macbeth, thou spongy spur-galled devil-mon!

By the way...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! XD
Bump, thanks and I'm in as well :D

Our insult of the day:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/10/11/enhanced-buzz-28589-1365609238-5.jpg

As for the play in your town, I'm guessing: A Midsummer Night's Dream???
Not in, but thanks.
That game looks like it would touch my feminine side. Not in but +1 and thanks!
Thank you! Not in & +1! :D
I'm In

"This is the silliest stuff that I ever heard" A Midsummer Night's Dream

bonus guess item
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Please count me in, thank you for the giveaway!

Insult: "Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!"

Bonus Guess: "Hamlet"
And the winner is... Chimerical! Appropriately, Chimerical also guessed the right play: A Midsummer Night's Dream. Seeing as he or she is also in Canada, I wonder if Chimerical is in the same area as I and knows of Bard on the Beach, where the play is being performed.

Anyway, congrats, and enjoy the game! Next giveaway on the way...
Thank you Coelocanth. I actually assumed you lived near Stratford, they are also doing A Midsummer Night's Dream.