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Posted May 13, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: *Tries to get the white jacket on the old fat guy*
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LesterKnight99: "uses taser, frees oldfatguy" Run man!
Hah I gotta rubber suit on!
Posted May 13, 2014
Also some monkeys find it very exciting to throw feces at each other right before engaging coitus.
Post edited May 13, 2014 by javihyuga
Posted May 13, 2014
Funny how many relationship experts/therapists there are on the net xD
Golden advice: Say all these things you have to say here to your partner/GF. Most marriages and serious relationships end up badly because so called advise and unnecessary interference of family and "good" friends. Personal experience... IT should be bout you guys no matter what others say.
Post edited May 13, 2014 by Zurvan7
Posted May 13, 2014
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javihyuga: Also some monkeys find it very exciting to throw feces at each other right before engaging coitus.
I don't see how they can throw feces or engage in coitus when every time I see them they're busy whacking off...
Posted May 13, 2014
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OldFatGuy: Well, it's not a rule, as Fenxip above said, I'm just some random guy on the internet and this is the opinion I've come up with. For all anyone knows, I may be a raving lunatic. Okay, well I am a raving lunatic, but I mean I could be a psycho.....

I should probably stop now...
I suppose but still, I don't know, I'm also just some random guy (that's a good expresion haha). Here's the deal: imagine seeing the problem but also the solution but something is in the way anyway whatever it is. OTOH, I'm not sure it matters as no matter what you do problems will arrive so the advantage is to find one's own way, hopefully.
Posted May 13, 2014
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tinyE: You know I used to have a lot of trouble just talking to a girl. Every time I tried to approach one I would start to get all disoriented. I became confused, my vision went to hell, I felt like I couldn't breath.

I thought it was nerves.

Turns out it was the pepper spray.
You're supposed to use choloroform, not pepper spray, and turn it the other way, away from you.
Posted May 13, 2014
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tinyE: You know I used to have a lot of trouble just talking to a girl. Every time I tried to approach one I would start to get all disoriented. I became confused, my vision went to hell, I felt like I couldn't breath.

I thought it was nerves.

Turns out it was the pepper spray.
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Maighstir: You're supposed to use choloroform, not pepper spray, and turn it the other way, away from you.
Trichloromethane. Please, avoid traditional names D:
Posted May 13, 2014
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corawesome2: Now, at this rate, I am worried that it's going to escalate to the point where we are having intercourse, and I don't know whether or not I am ready for that, I am moving away for college in two months or so, and she's not moving.
perfect relationship, only s*x,
you should come visit her for that too
Posted May 13, 2014
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Zurvan7: Funny how many relationship experts/therapists there are on the net xD
Don't forget oncology cancers.... I mean oncology experts.

Anyway, that itch you have? I have some bad news.
Posted May 13, 2014
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darkplanetar: you should come visit her for that too
Although not necessarily in that order.....

:p sorry, couldn't resist...
Posted May 13, 2014
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Zurvan7: Funny how many relationship experts/therapists there are on the net xD
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Titanium: Don't forget oncology cancers.... I mean oncology experts.

Anyway, that itch you have? I have some bad news.
Seems you don't need an appointment for the Internet Doctor :p
Posted May 13, 2014
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Maighstir: You're supposed to use choloroform, not pepper spray, and turn it the other way, away from you.
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javihyuga: Trichloromethane. Please, avoid traditional names D:
Will do, sir.

*takes note* trisomethingwhatwasthatagain
Posted May 13, 2014
Pics and we can judge if shes worth it.
Posted May 13, 2014
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tinyE: You know I used to have a lot of trouble just talking to a girl. Every time I tried to approach one I would start to get all disoriented. I became confused, my vision went to hell, I felt like I couldn't breath.

I thought it was nerves.

Turns out it was the pepper spray.
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Maighstir: You're supposed to use choloroform, not pepper spray, and turn it the other way, away from you.
Before I get clobbered for insinuating I attack women on the street I was making a joke referring to the idea that the 1st thing women do when they see me is hit me with pepper spray. Maighstir made the mugging comment, send your letters to him. :P
Posted May 13, 2014
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staruszek: Pics and we can judge if shes worth it.
Ahh yes, a man with standards...

I agree since I too have very strict standards....

Between 18 and 80 and breathing... no exceptions!
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