Posted November 23, 2012
FantasyNightmare: Also don't go to Queensland. It may look pretty, but that's how the all the animals that want to kill you draw you in.
Hell, even the man-made objects are out to kill you in Queensland. Leave a car parked in the sun for a few minutes and the bloody steering wheel'll burn your hands off. Though they are the only state where the trains aren't complete garbage. Make of that what you will.