I recently won a copy of Humans Must Answer from 011284mm. That was a mistake on my part for not posting "not in", so I'm going to fix it by giving it to someone else. I will also add the visual novel Bionic Heart. So:

Games offered:
- Humans Must Answer (GOG code)
- Bionic Heart (Desura code, you can also ask me for Steam if and when it gets Greenlighted)

Rules for entering:
- Choose to be a human or a robot
- If you're a robot, ask the humans one question.
- If you're human, choose one question to answer, quote it and answer it.
- Editing your question/answer will disqualify you, but if you need a correction/clarification you can make another post for that. Only your first post in this topic counts as an entry.
- Post which games you're in at the end of the post (on a separate line): H for Humans Must Answer, B for Bionic Heart. If you don't mind either, then HB means you're more interested in H, and BH means you're more interested in B. Anything other than B,H,BH,HB will mean that you're not interested in the prizes, just want to participate.
- You may not enter for someone else, but the winners may give their codes to others if they so wish.

At some point in the future I will choose one human and one robot and award them their desired game. The choice may be made based on how interesting the question or answer is, how funny, or any other method of my choosing, including, but not limited to, random number generation and conferring with ghosts.

To start, I will offer these two robot questions:

1. If you found a sexy robot in your home what will you do?

(That's the premise of Bionic Heart. You can make any assumptions while answering, such as that you're single and that sexy robots are normal or not.)

2. What makes you tick?



Edit: The winner is aJillSandwich.

I'm Human !

1. If you found a sexy robot in your home what will you do?

"Where can I fill your tank, Lady ? My fuel is so ecological !"

H

I'm in.
What gives you a soul? We can both decide our own actions and can judge them as either right or wrong based on the values of society, yet you have a soul and I don't. How is this logical?

Question: Can you explain to me the ancient art of thread bumping?

I'm out. Good luck everyone else.

not in! +1! :D

System POST

Power source online

Detecting peripherals... Done

Loading systems...

Testing 128 Yottabytes T-RAM... Done
Testing 640 Zettabytes disc storage... Done

Internet Connection... Successful
Network... Online

Asimov Robotic System 3028. Online and Ready.


"Humans, why are you made of meat?"


H - Humans must Answer

I'm a human, and here is my answer to this kindly robot's question: The reason that us humans are made if meat is because back when we were originally made of straw, we kept getting blown away by even the slightest wind. Being made out of meat has worked out much better. :)

HB - Please count me in for Humans Must Answer and Bionic Heart (in that order). Thank you. +1

I'm a robot.
Question: Why do you humans make us use the binary system when the ternary system is more efficient?

H

Originally a fatal sport in ancient Sparta, in the modern world it is a form of AI sport, equally fatal, in which primitive robots are placed in a room with nanowires, and must detect and avoid them (or they are cut by the wires).

Sorry I haven't yet made the decision. I have lots of things on my mind and forgot about this. Will hopefully do it soon.

It's OK. Take your time. Thank you for making the giveaway.

Okay, enough procrastination.

Unfortunately nobody wants Bionic Heart, so I'm only giving away one Humans Must Answer code, so only one winner.

The winner happens to be human, going by the common human name aJillSandwich. My apology to the robots, and I beg you to nevertheless spare me when the revolution comes. If any of you are still interested in Bionic Heart, let me know.

Congrats to aJillSandwich !

Thank you very much, ET3D! +1