For some reason I got curious just now as to what might be the most desolate game subforum on GOG - is there one that hasnt been touched since 2008 perhaps?!

NO... but there is one that hasn't been touched since 1 B.C. it seems...

So Jesus may have been a pinball wizard... with platform sandals...

There are a few like that, or were.

I also like the ones with negative number of posts which in my mind goes against the laws of physics.

yes, but so does that wormhole in your sofa that eats your keys

Hey what did you think the Time Machine sale was all about?

True, and whatever eats my socks.
Oh, and in case anyone hasn't been offended yet, here.

them trying to beat me to time travel. they lost. I told you to feed the shuggoths