My Dearest Digital Distributor,

I think about you day and night. My meddling husband doesn't understand us and he begins to grow suspicious. Meet me tonight under the old oak tree where we first professed our love of old video games and we will run away together, free as Batman.

Passionately yours,
Darling_Jimmy

Batman free? The last time I heard from Batman, he was bashing heads in Arkham City.

I'm not yet sure if this is still the same recipient as before, but... time will show.

Hahaha awesome thread.

Free as a bat, nanana.
Wait, You're not asking GOG to kill Your parents, right?:P

Hmmmm....is this a cunning code conundrum for a free batman game on gog?