Yeah...it had stuff that went "boom". And pretty flashy colors...and people getting crushed. And it had that black Alliance agent guy from Serenity, and that guy who sold Nina to the cult of werewolf-eaters in Angel S5, and the dad from Just Shoot Me in it. Rock!

Was there that bullshit Mayan conspiracy?

No, the only conspiracy was who got saved and who got fucked. Nothing about Mayans.

Meh, not a doomsday movie fan.

If you want to see this, don't go in to it thinking there's gonna be a good story. It's all about the CGI.
With that in mind, it's a pretty good film.

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"Neutrinos from a solar flare create a new nuclear particle which boils water in the Earth's Core, while a pathetic divorced dad is forced to choose between whether he wants to be burned into shit by the volcano or be with his family."

I won't see it if it has no boobs inside. Giant boobs floating around and the mighty spaghetti monster god flying above....

Damn, that sounds like a tough decision. So I gather the character development is at least as good as the story? Impressive!

So to quote The Bard, "it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"?