Yup, where the freaking hell are they?
All the sale and no games make Homer mad!

The games that were not released are at the no-store located in negative space, past the vanishing point. You'd need an unternet disconnection to upsave them to your anti-computer.

Legal Limbo

They are inside of my magic wand little boy. Give it a rub to get them out. ;D

Maybe they've been consigned to Oblivion?

Right, that's taken care of that particular reference -- no more, please? :-)

Maybe a Bloodwych has taken them as hostages?

You mentioned where they are, by name, in your subject title.

You won't need a coat when you get there.

I have them.
They're all mine uhaha!

Give them back. Swear to me.

RELEASE THE FLOODGATES GOG!

They have all been indefinitely delayed™.

They're invisible to germans.

I was going to say 'probably sitting on a lawyer's desk' but I guess those both get you to the same place.

And that place ain't here at G.O.G.

I'm pretty sure it was the missing TV and missing beer, not the games.