Not really. I've seen women try to sneak into the men's room before and they always blow their cover when they try to sit on the urinal.

Love this thread BTW. XD

But a female pervert in the woman's bathroom, who would ever know?

That's like if you're a guy using a urinal. Who knows how many times the guy at the urinal beside you takes interest... without you ever realizing.

Speaking of how fast this thread derailed...

This discussion reminds me of that one time me and my friend tried to figure out what is the exact opposite of a straight guy. A gay woman? But then, they are both attracted to women. So a straight woman? They are both straigh, so no. I don't think we ever figured this one out.

You know, I've never told anyone this before, but I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

You mean like a chestburster?

An androgynous asexual person perhaps?
Although that might be more to the side than directly opposite.
And an androgynous asexual hermaphrodite would be even more to the side probably...

Actually I'm pretty sure we considered "asexual, genderless aliens", but concluded we should not bring aliens into a serious discussion :D

Haha! :D
GOG®, where a simple Eye of the Beholder thread turns into talks on androgynous asexual hermaphrodites in no time!

So, does that mean you prefer to go by female pronouns?

That was on last night, twice, and I watched it both times. XD

It's not even that far off topic. After all, as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Nice one!

How do you know it's a man?

(Odd question: Why is "it" the appropriate term to use here, seeing as it is normally considered impolite to use that term to refer to a person?)

What do you call a half-man half-woman through pronouns without being offensive?

"It" is indeed a man, good sir. Even if my total lack of interest in sports and my deep love for The Princess Bride would indicate otherwise.