Throws cans of sardines for you to do a taste test.

Throws cans of sardines for you to do a taste test.

^ *throws some pineapple chunks*

I throw a forum moderator at all of you. Messing with a man's pizza is a behavior that can not be tolerated.

Throws Master Chief at you.

*throws real pizza for everyone* (no pineapple and no fish)

Throws a proper bag of chips. (For those outside the UK, it's an open paper bag containing very hot, just fried finger-sized potato slices, covered in salt and vinegar. Food of kings.)

Ahhhh, now I get why the UK have a queen and not a king.
I throw a bottle of Gambrinus at borisburke, smiling. "Here's a true king, cheers!"

*throws a compliment* "You have impeccable taste, good sir."

Throws a hula hoop. Trying to score a point, like in hoopla the carnival game. You'll have to stand still though.

^ I throw a water gun at you. It's empty and I have no idea what to do with it. Lame, right?

*throws a bucket full of water for the water gun* (I keep the bucket)

Throws a great helm. Wear a proper helmet for protection, instead of a bucket.

Throws a protection spell.

^ *throws a sack of hot and tasty fish 'n' chips*

Throws a few bottles of stout to replace your fish 'n' chips.