A little thread to unwind after a long day.

Do you have punny jokes to share? Dry humor to splash onto others? Or do you simply like to receive uncomprehending looks and awkward silence, in response to your obvious jokes that no one else actually gets? Well, go no further, because this thread already has lots of people that won't get you and will find this awkward!

Only rules? Either have fun with puns, or improvise with whatever kind of humor you want. And whatever you do, please don't be a buzzkill with technicalities. Have a laugh (or don't and please go read another thread). That said...

Do you know how NASA throws a party? They planet.

Seriously, I tried coming up with a squirrel pun, but everything I thought of was nuts.

Two mathematician discussing relationships: "Have your ever looked at your X and wondered Y" ?

That one was about maths. Everytime I tell a chemistry joke, I get no reaction. Can't really solve that one.

Alas, if all this flops... I guess someone will eventually pull the thread.

if it flops, its a waste of time even trying without medical assitance. ;)

It's curious you say that because I once went to the doctor due to my constant unfunny jokes. I asked him: "Doctor, do you think there's something wrong with me?". He said: "The short answer? Yes."

I answered: "Oh, I see. What's the long answer?" He said: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss."

Looking at my puzzled face, he said: "Look, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. It may be because of the alcohol."

And I answered: "Oh... that's ok, then I'll come back when you're sober."

I forgot how to throw a boomerang... eventually it came back to me.

Well, you know what they say. When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Handel things for a minuet; I'll be Bach later so don't get Baroque up about it.

For the record: jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

thats not a pun... in any way.

Indeed it's not. If one wants to get technical, it is situational / anecdotal dry humor. Hence why the first post says "punny jokes to share or dry humor to splash onto others". Punny funs preferred, but the goal is simply to laugh at the end of the day, to go with the flow.

The fact is that no matter how much we push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

i dont think you even understand what you mean at this point to be honest.

You must be fun at potties.

+! :)