I hate it when patches break plugins! I'm looking at you Valve! You're latest TF2 patch brought down our server because it managed to make Sourcemod crash and take everything down with it. And you didn't even fucking fix the exploit... now, I know you'll patch that exploit soon, and I damn well know that that will crash all existing plugins again as well.

LKDJSLKJSDkj lol sorry just opened up my email and 98 messages from this woman i know back home...since i had left for work this morning. Keep in mind she is a good deal away and should be sleeping when it is day here....
worst part is..... most of those messages are....
"Heya"
"You Mad"
"Busy?"
"No reply"
"hows work"
"R U ignoring me"
Email is not text the same as text messaging... g-d if you wernt hot id yell at you....
Why are hot chicks special?

my heating system is broke for the third time in two years. And my landlord doesn't seem to care :-/.

OK, so I posted a good while back, and to be honest I haven't been keeping up with this thread.
First of all, I'm really sorry about your sister, Aliasalpha. I hope the pain passes sooner rather than later.
Second just sorta felt like sharing something that same girl (Mary, from my original post) told me kinda recently, and see if anyone else has ever experienced this.
So I love her first off I love her. (I know I'm only 16 etc. etc. but seriously, I've known her like few guys ever know someone who's not their wife for almost a year now, and I'm pretty sure I can say I love her.)
So anyway we were talking the other day, and she decided to tell me (In just enough detail to make it horrible, but not enough to make it fun ;) (I'm totally joking right there btw) exactly what her and her current boyfriend have done.
Literally EVERYTHING except actual sex, and her giving him a BJ, though if he asked she would. Now I don't know if any of you have any idea what that's like, but for me (That first off believes stuff like that is wrong outside of marriage anyway) it was definitely NOT a good thing.
It's almost like having your sister come to you and tell you about this guy she let do all this stuff to her. And she tells it to you in a straight "talking about the weather" voice, as if it doesn't make a single grain of difference in the world to you.
So yeah, that's what happened to me the other day. Fun times right?? Lol :)

In all honesty, I take that as a good sign; it shows that she's comfortable enough and cares about you to tell you all about her up front as to not make you have false expectations. It preps you for her life style and needs and it's way better than being in the dark and finding out during what happened. At least this way you can both find a way to work things out and deal with it or, if not, decide that a relationship isn't worth pursuing.
As for me, I had a really bad night which started with a nice date which then got worse and worse so I'm not sitting here at 4 AM with a cup of coffee in my hand after drinking heavily and thinking if the whole relationship deal is worth it when one partner isn't really interested in committing to it. It's strange because we knew the whole boyfriend/girlfriend labels wouldn't work well considering our cutely and hot dysfunctional relationship (yes Weclock, you were right) but at times I just want to go there and have a break from all the madness (which is sweet nonetheless).
Later edit: also I've cleaned my tumbler which hasn't been used since before Christmas and was thrown under the bed with some coffee remains in it and now was definitely alive and I'm afraid that it even developed some sort of intelligence as I think I've heard threats coming from the mold while I maniacally scrubbed it off of the inside of the cup and the lid (had to dismantle the whole thing to get it cleaned proper)... it was that or all of the vodka talking, I'm not really sure.

Pretty much what AndrewC said in the first paragraph. Also, as long as "everything" does not include some hardcore bsdm, I do not thing it is going to leave a pernament mark :D (And dont you feed me any kind of "virginity" crap, I know of a woman which had her life ruined by the whole principle)
And before you thing "he is making fun of it!" - I was in a similar situation, just way worse, I dont really want to share that particular piece of information. My point is, you will get over it, and it is probably going to strenghten your relationship with her, especially given what is she willing to tell you.
What, are you trying to keep your relationship using metaphorical cardiostimulation? :D

Whats wrong with the principle of BDSM? I know a woman who'd tie you up aqnd beat you senseless for implying there's something wrong with it

And I know a woman who would like to be tied up and beaten every night, so nothing, really. It's just when he disliked the sole idea of her having sex, just imagine how horrible the idea of tying up and beating would be!

better known as the friend zone?

That sounds depressingly like he's deeply entrenched in the Friend Zone, it's like the phantom zone only with less people stuck in mirrors and more building depression as the woman you love keeps getting screwed over by cunts instead of seeing the obviously perfect choice in front of her.
Pilot mate, you've got to make a move for her when the opportunity presents itself
Can you send me her email address?

I know I am selfish and whatnot, but I wont share my girl. Just a thing of mine I guess.

yeah its called a vga box http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VGA_box
i got one and although it was a bit expensive it was cheaper than buying a new monitor
Anyway.
1. Im sick of the fact that although it's been a while now, no promotions have been approved. I want my promotion now.
2. People in high places at work that do a shit job and no one knows how they got there. Usually hot females that i despise.
3. I wish i would work out more but i am too lazy/dont have a lot of free time.
4. Exams period at uni and busy period at work. Man i am soo going to fail.
5. I hate the fact that i still do not have a lot of self confidence and i never know what to say when it comes to girls.

what you said. except the hot females part. We only get either a) yuppies or b) people who look like they're stuck in the seventies. And not in a "that 70s show" kind of way.

I don't think that that's friendzone-ing him because (1) she has a boyfriend and from what he said it didn't come out as he has made any move towards her and (2) the best relationships I had and have were/is based on that kind of honesty so I don't see talking about prior sex experiences as being friend zoned, more likely waiting for a witty comment and then proceeding to hump like bunnies.
Now, seeing as she's into sex (well, excluding intercourse) and he isn't, I don't really see that relationship succeeding without a hell lot of work; it's possible, sure, but at that age, not likely.

Meh, as long as he is willing to compromise a bit, I dont think that would be an issue. After all, A_Future_Pilot IS 16, and so I doubt he has been trough one of those life-changing relationships most people go trough at some point in their lives - and those CAN mess ones standpoint on almost anything :D