Thanks for the link, I've read trough most of it already and it's hilarous. Changelogs can be a gold mine when it comes to funny content, be it by accident or intentionally. (Some Age of Wonders 3-Changelogs for example.)

Enough derailing, keep moving.

More of a phrase than a sentence, but positively begging for inclusion:

Looking for new feet

The following panel from this...uh...story? article? comic?...<i>whatever</i> -- has got to count.

I'm not sure which of my threads this belongs in, but I'm gonna post it here: It's not the whole sentence, but it would work as its own sentence...at least, if one takes "a sacrileg" to be a real thing that one can think about (yes, I understand what the person meant).

How about this:

"Beautiful soup, so dreadfully savage!" (This was output by my predictive text generator.)

Another one (not from a computer, this time):

"Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!" (Who thinks *that's* OK?)

By the way, another example of my predictive text generator's output:

"There was not to be named 11.txt or two: wouldn't stay!"

Here's another one:

The owner of this soundtrack was made by $NAME.

(Replace $NAME with the name of a composer, of course.)

hope it comes here someday.

Sounds like a parent scolding a child with a very weird name (or insulting a group of children). =D

LOL

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