I have a problem with Breja's problem thread not actually containing a problem, or even a question. So I decided to make another problem thread, to see what might be done about it.
EDIT: I no longer have a problem.

Arbitrary Rules

1. This is not a giveaway.
2. This is also not Sparta.
3-5. [SECRET RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE ONLY]
6. This is the most important rule.
7. [ignore this shit]
8. [ignore this one as well]
9. I marked this thread as a "problem" because I have a problem with Breja's problem thread being marked as a problem, even though there's not a problem. I also have a problem with him apparently not having a problem with anyone having a problem. How can you not have a problem with someone having a problem with you before they even know if they might have a problem with you?!
10. See rules 6 through 9.
EDIT: 11. Any problem can be solved by briberry.

List of games I'm not giving away:
Dragonsphere

Not sure where this is going, but I feel oddly compelled to say "42"

I'm in for Fairycube.

This post had better freaking be marked as the answer to your problem or I'm gonna disembowel your Christmas tree.

Thank you HunchBluntley for The Witcher 3.
This puzzle was quite hard to solve.

SSSSHH, you're defying Rule 4! Threats won't get you anywhere. And besides, I don't bedeck my tree with bowels until just a couple days before Christmas, so the joke's on you!

O________o?!

Blech, bluebery and raspbery are much tastier.

XD

LOL! And what about blackbery?

Blackbery's good. Strawbery, too.
But talking about beries won't solve the PROBLEM.

FYI. Wisconsin produces more cranberries per year than any other place on the planet. :D

Thank you for Cyberpuck 2077, it will be quite the adventure.