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Kind of want to complete the Retro Classix series:

Retro Classix: Super BangerTime
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chevkoch: Kind of want to complete the Retro Classix series:

Retro Classix: Super BangerTime
Nice. I thought for 10 mins what to do with the burger one, before giving up on it.
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chevkoch: Kind of want to complete the Retro Classix series:

Retro Classix: Super BangerTime
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ZFR: Nice. I thought for 10 mins what to do with the burger one, before giving up on it.
I've been racking my brain over most of the remaining ones, you all help out if you think of something:

Retro Classix: Joe & Mac - Caveman Ninja
Retro Classix: Heavy Barrel
Retro Classix: Gate of Doom
Retro Classix: Wizard Fire
Retro Classix: Joe & Mac Return
Retro Classix: Express Raider
Retro Classix: SRD - Super Real Darwin
Retro Classix: BreakThru
A couple to knock off your list...

Retro Classex: Heavy Petting

Reto Classex: STD Sexual Transmitted Diseases

And the best I could do for this one...

Retro Classex: Joe smacks - Catlans Mindge
I imagine this would be a challenge to fap to, but then maybe you had a very narrow fetish demographic in mind o.O

Perhaps this would find a broader audience:

Retro Classex: SRD - Super Rimmed Darling
Assterix & Boobelix: Fap to them All!
Poon truck
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chevkoch: Assterix & Boobelix:
Hahaha. I was looking at "Slap them All" and wondering what to change it to ("Spank" coming to mind). Never thought of changing the actual names. This is funny.
I just realized that we let the KINKS series pass unmentioned, despite having titles like Kinks: The Challenge of MILF and Kinks GLS: 1998 Edition (but I don't know what to change the "1998 edition" text to, or what to do with the other game in the series)

(Edit: Also, I know that "GLS" isn't used anymore but "GLBTQIAWCJDUVPXYZ∞+" wouldn't fit the title, besides "GLS" was true to the time the game was released)
Post edited July 15, 2021 by joppo
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chevkoch: Assterix & Boobelix:
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ZFR: Hahaha. I was looking at "Slap them All" and wondering what to change it to ("Spank" coming to mind). Never thought of changing the actual names. This is funny.
"Spank them All" is sort of what those two are doing anyway, so that'd work for sure too.
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joppo: I just realized that we let the KINKS series pass unmentioned, despite having titles like Kinks: The Challenge of MILF and Kinks GLS: 1998 Edition (but I don't know what to change the "1998 edition" text to, or what to do with the other game in the series)
The Golf > Milf path, that's a first I believe; I'd even call it progressive. For the remainder, maybe just:

Kinks 386 Porno
Nancy Screw: Curse of Blackcock Manor
Nancy Screw: Secretaries Can Drill
Nancy Screw: Stay Turned On for Danger
Nancy Screw: Massage Parlor in a Haunted Mansion
Nancy Screw: Pleasure in the Royal Tower
Nancy Screw: The Final Sex Scene
Nancy Screw: Horndogs of Moon Lake
Nancy Screw: The Haunted Arousal
Nancy Screw: Secretion of the Old Cock ( credits to awalterj )
Nancy Screw: Lust Train to Blue Balls Canyon
Nancy Screw: The Creature of Fapu Cave
Nancy Screw: The Phatass of Venice
Nancy Screw: Darlings at Beaverly Academy
Nancy Screw: Snail Trail of the Twin Sister
Nancy Screw: Shagging at the Waterbed's Edge
Nancy Screw: The Captive Nurse
Nancy Screw: Ali G in Asses
Nancy Screw: Womb of the Lust Queen
Nancy Screw: The Dewy Crevice
Nancy Screw: The Shagged Battalion
Nancy Screw: Sighs, Camera, Curves

There's 30+ titles in series, I found most of them tricky. Maybe you can do better with some.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nancy_Drew_video_games#Her_Interactive

Sorry for mess, forum breaks wikipedia links somehow. Now should be all fixed.
Post edited July 19, 2021 by ssling
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ssling: splendid cornucopia of smut
Please all stand and applaud, this is beautiful. A lot of creative solutions.

I like your versions of the ones below, these are just alternative takes:

Nancy Screw: The Femdom of Venice

Nancy Screw: A Libido in Ashes
Naked to Earth
Hot Bras