Make an RPG character out of a forum member. Give him/her a race, profession, attributes, skills and explain us why!!
You can use any RPG ruleset you want, be it D&D, The Black Eye or anytehing else. :-)

tinye - hates capitilism (get the pun), has a four tentacle slime attack, profession random poster...

I think it might get a bit insulting if we do other people, so I will o myself instead:

Thief (thats a rogue pre-PC for younger viewers) - Assassin or Swashbuckler.
Race - half elf, no downsides plus minor others. Halfling could work, or human
Primary STR + DEX
Favourite quotes:
"You won't see me coming, but I'll see your passing"
"I''l stick my +4 where the sun don't shine, up yours"
Mode of attack, backstab - suprise!
Favoured weapons, dual wield, main hand katana, off hand wakizashi.
Favoured enemy - spellcasters - you gotta love watching their pretty spells fizzle in the air above their abused and dismembered corpses.
Worst enemy - dragons, good grief they kick my butt far too often.

That's mainly taken from BG, however I tend to play a similar character in ES games as well, mainly bow, with dual wield for close encounters.