Posted August 15, 2019
Will it ?
TWDzony
New User
Registered: Jul 2019
From Poland
Hickory
Almost human
Registered: Dec 2010
From United Kingdom
Posted August 16, 2019
Takeshi? That is a Japanese given name. What do you mean?
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Never finishes a
Registered: Oct 2010
From Argentina
Posted August 16, 2019
The only thing that comes to mind is Takeshi Kovacs from the Altered Carbon novels (and now series), because of the cyberpunk vibe.
But I would still fail to understand the relationship with the game even if the OP was actually talking about him, or why he would call him "a Takeshi"... questions, questions...
But I would still fail to understand the relationship with the game even if the OP was actually talking about him, or why he would call him "a Takeshi"... questions, questions...
Wolf109
Cake or death?
Registered: Dec 2014
From Slovenia
Posted August 16, 2019
<this post is meant as a joke ;P > Takeshi is a cyber-pet you can buy in the game. It's made by the famous cyber-engineer Takeshi "Jake" Matsumoto, widely renown for his work on the Trauma-gotcha Zing edition, a behaviour manipulation gaming console.
Takeshi comes in multiple variants, the most exclusive being the Takeshi "Bulldog" L. Housed in the L type body the Takeshi "Bulldog" L provides the basic entertainment pet mode but also sports the highly praised combat and hacking support capabilities, the amazing stealth mode and, for the first 2077 callers only, a free, pre-installed fetch mode!
The Takeshi runs on self-recharging Vybra-tech(TM) batteries and only needs four hours of down time per day to fully recharge. Its running range of 182 km and a walking range of 739 km will ensure that it never leaves your side. We know it's a rough world out there and that's why this model has a limited ability to self-repair its sub-systems as well as having an advanced learning module, which we are certain will fulfil your every need.
For a minimal additional fee the Takeshi's combat capabilities can be enhanced with the Takeshi AC Mk.IIa, 15 mm Autocannon module and the Door-slam Mk.Id, specialist entry kit.
Feeling lonely? Looking for a dependable house security system? In need of a reliable companion that will not shoot you in the back? Get your Takeshi now!
And don't mind the vicious lies regarding the Takeshi attacking and killing its owners. It's just the competition trying to dissuade you from buying this magnificent companion! The aggression bug was patched weeks ago! Takeshi is what you've been waiting for! Buy a Takeshi now - it's 15% off, for a limited time only!
lolThe Takeshi runs on self-recharging Vybra-tech(TM) batteries and only needs four hours of down time per day to fully recharge. Its running range of 182 km and a walking range of 739 km will ensure that it never leaves your side. We know it's a rough world out there and that's why this model has a limited ability to self-repair its sub-systems as well as having an advanced learning module, which we are certain will fulfil your every need.
For a minimal additional fee the Takeshi's combat capabilities can be enhanced with the Takeshi AC Mk.IIa, 15 mm Autocannon module and the Door-slam Mk.Id, specialist entry kit.
Feeling lonely? Looking for a dependable house security system? In need of a reliable companion that will not shoot you in the back? Get your Takeshi now!
And don't mind the vicious lies regarding the Takeshi attacking and killing its owners. It's just the competition trying to dissuade you from buying this magnificent companion! The aggression bug was patched weeks ago! Takeshi is what you've been waiting for! Buy a Takeshi now - it's 15% off, for a limited time only!
Post edited August 16, 2019 by Wolf109