s1drano: I don't really understand your problem
Obviously - or you just act as if you don't. You may brush off the OP here, but there are plenty of other posters and threads calmly detailling the problem. Others do understand it, before commenting.
s1drano: Also keep in mind that I never claimed the problem did not exist. Not having controls optimized for left-handed people is certainly inconvenient, but in no way does it render a game "unplayable".
s1drano: Lacking lefty support is not a technical problem, it's a UX (user experience) one. It's something that almost every game has to different extent.
It's not "Lefty Support" the keybinding issue is about. It's not about support or convenience either; although it would be very desirable to have a regular keybinding interface like other games have).
It is about not *blocking* people from helping themselves.
And it is not about some stubborn leftie only; some of us have disabilities, deformed hands, are missing one hand entirely, or even quadruplegic. Your "deal with it" is more than rude. Yeah, dealing with it, on a regular basis; and in most cases, silently. Because in most cases, the game does not actively block you from dealing with the issue.
No useful keybindings in the menus? Well... where's the 500-line key config file? Used to that.
But if a game has hardcoded some keys, and locked others, it is time to address the developers and ask them to fix it - otherwise "dealing with it" becomes impossible.
You may be correct from a legal point of view, I give you that. But while OP may be a bit overagitated about this, your denial of this being a real issue in general, and the "deal with it" stance is insulting to those for whom it is a real issue indeed.