Posted June 19, 2015
I was just perusing the Witcher 3 Galaxy achievments and I see "Master Marksman" there which requires you to kill 50 enemies with the crossbow single-shot to the head. Yeah right. The crossbow is so fuckin useless in this game I could wire it up to be a gatling crossbow and shoot any enemies directly in the head at point blank range with exploding arrows and they will act as if I threw a wet sandwich at them.
The only time I've ever killed anything at all with the crossbow that I can recall is shooting drowners and sirens etc. underwater with the thing in which case they die with one shot. That makes me laugh too, as if you can kill something under water with a crossbow with one shot without the bolt losing significant speed and impact, but on dry land with the bolt travelling through the air with much less friction it bounces off enemies like you threw a paperball at them.
Seriously, the crossbow is pretty lame. I can't see anyone achieving that Marksman achievement without hacking the EXE file to make the crossbow actually work. Just imagine if someone shot you in the face with a crossbow on dry land. I don't care what armour you're wearing because in this game there are no helmets. Human, animal or monster you're dead with one shot to the head period, and probably seriously injured with one shot anywhere else with or without armor on. But not with the Nerf Witcher Crossbow...
Quite the LOLable achievement to say the least.
The only time I've ever killed anything at all with the crossbow that I can recall is shooting drowners and sirens etc. underwater with the thing in which case they die with one shot. That makes me laugh too, as if you can kill something under water with a crossbow with one shot without the bolt losing significant speed and impact, but on dry land with the bolt travelling through the air with much less friction it bounces off enemies like you threw a paperball at them.
Seriously, the crossbow is pretty lame. I can't see anyone achieving that Marksman achievement without hacking the EXE file to make the crossbow actually work. Just imagine if someone shot you in the face with a crossbow on dry land. I don't care what armour you're wearing because in this game there are no helmets. Human, animal or monster you're dead with one shot to the head period, and probably seriously injured with one shot anywhere else with or without armor on. But not with the Nerf Witcher Crossbow...
Quite the LOLable achievement to say the least.