Posted June 21, 2015
high rated
Seriously. Hell, I might pay $100 for DLC that disables sword auto-sheathing. I might even donate a kidney and half of my liver if it got me the ability to never ever for any reason whatsoever have Geralt sheathe his sword on his own.
I don't care if he's going to die and fall down a cliff because he doesn't have a free hand. Let him die, give me that option. I want the option for bad horrible things to happen if he has his sword in his hand. Let's say the only way to program the game to allow Geralt to sheathe his sword manually and never sheathe it automatically for some technical reason is that an entire village in the rainforest needs to be mowed down by automated logging trucks. I support that! If it gets me the ability to decide when to sheathe the sword and removes it from the game's AI completely *and* I'll pay $100 for it!
I hope the 1.07 patch does one single thing. Even if it adds 200 bugs and fixes zero bugs and makes the game crash to desktop once every 10 minutes - if it disables auto-sheath sword or makes an option available that I can turn on to disable it myself - then patch 1.07 itself will be worth $100.
It's practically the only thing in the game that makes me feel semi-intense negative emotions of the "ARGGGGHH H FUCKKKKK!!! NOOO, NOT AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!" on a semi-regular basis.
Who would pay $100 and is ok with eradicating a village in a rainforest in order to have official DLC to permanently disable auto-sheathing with extreme prejudice? Hell, I would even buy 100 gamepad controllers to burn in a bonfire as a great symbolic gesture.
Who's with me?
STOP SHEATHING MY DAMN SWORD FFS! :)
I don't care if he's going to die and fall down a cliff because he doesn't have a free hand. Let him die, give me that option. I want the option for bad horrible things to happen if he has his sword in his hand. Let's say the only way to program the game to allow Geralt to sheathe his sword manually and never sheathe it automatically for some technical reason is that an entire village in the rainforest needs to be mowed down by automated logging trucks. I support that! If it gets me the ability to decide when to sheathe the sword and removes it from the game's AI completely *and* I'll pay $100 for it!
I hope the 1.07 patch does one single thing. Even if it adds 200 bugs and fixes zero bugs and makes the game crash to desktop once every 10 minutes - if it disables auto-sheath sword or makes an option available that I can turn on to disable it myself - then patch 1.07 itself will be worth $100.
It's practically the only thing in the game that makes me feel semi-intense negative emotions of the "ARGGGGHH H FUCKKKKK!!! NOOO, NOT AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!" on a semi-regular basis.
Who would pay $100 and is ok with eradicating a village in a rainforest in order to have official DLC to permanently disable auto-sheathing with extreme prejudice? Hell, I would even buy 100 gamepad controllers to burn in a bonfire as a great symbolic gesture.
Who's with me?
STOP SHEATHING MY DAMN SWORD FFS! :)