My my, prepare for the big surprise of the week! I mean, I am sure no one could see this one coming.

Agree with him or not, please don't shoot the messenger... ;)

No surprise. Seriously, who cares?

Was funny.

who?

Funny as always...but why do I have the feeling this is another "bad" review based on the lacking abilities of the reviewer?

I mean I'm surely not the worlds most dexterous person, nor the most clever one....but I can mange those "unbeatable" fights against multiple enemies. I can block in time and dodge in a way I'm not getting right into the crowd of enemies again. I can even skip this unskipable cutscene before the Keyran fight....because it actually is skipable! And when he says that Geralt dodges the wrong way then he probably means he is dodging the wrong way...unless he watched someone else playing.

How can I do all that and he can't?

(To be fair I gotta admit that I can't...talk the way he does. Not by a long shot! :D)

I knew he'd hate it but I kinda expected he'd play more than 20% of the game before making a condemning review about it. Oh well.

I still can't believe that he finds this game too hard though. The fucker loves Prince of Persia and Witcher 2 is a piece of cake compared to that game.

Getting frustrated and bored at the Kayran fight though? I know exactly what he means.

Eh, at least it ran alright on his laptop. ;)

Funny as always. Too bad he didn't really play the game, though.

Not really. Most games he have praised, like the first two Thief games, are PC exclusives.

While Shadow of the Colossus is pretty much the only console exclusive game which he have praised, at least the only one I can think of at the moment.

That said, there are some points he make that I can't say I agree with at all. But each to their own I guess.

Was funny, he has some points, but he also reminds of of everything that's wrong with the instant gratification generation of gamers that have lobotomized the industry into a mindless stream or rehashed/remade/regurgitated shite.

The review of the fist Witcher was genuinely funny, very negative, unfair even, but funny. This one just seem lazy. It's like he didn't know it was a pre-ported console game.

^

I don't think we got The Fist Witcher here

Sounds kinda wierd

Did Geralt rely on boxing skills or did he have less savoury means of dispatching monsters?

;-)

Still, I laughed at what he said about the game whacking you about trying to do things on one screen that can only be done through another screen that they don't tell you about!

Haven't played Witcher 2 but this review annoyed me I mean with complaining about it
it being dark fantasy, the racism issues in the game, or the two
types of swords, name of magic spells, etc. Ugh. Just going to wikipiedia for five seconds would tell him the games are based on a set of Polish fantasy novels.It
would be like complaing about a star wars game having wookies,
lightsabers, and the force.I guess he was trying to be funny, but it just came across as lame.

It's sad this idiot gets to stay in the same place as Extra Credits.