Kirin_Persus: Ok new game. Lets start thinking what the problem is. It must be huge to hold things up this long.
It's clear what happened. They were running out of room, so someone moved the servers to the back of a truck, forgot about them, drove 200 miles (pulling the power plugs and killing the forums in the process), then ran out of gas and realized what happened. Now we just have to wait for that individual to walk back with all the servers and we're gold.
Actually, I'd say it's more likely a problem with them delegating the task of upgrading the forums, followed by some kind of bureaucratic chaos that came with those people screwing up royally. Good help is hard to find these days, and there are a number of people who have the audacity to call themselves professionals while actually making the problem worse.