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vAddicatedGamer: Oh god, to think of the evil that discussing a tiny ladybird has unleashed!
Evil? That picture would mark the first time Iorveth and Roche have ever agreed on anything.

So it's a good thing... right? Besides, that much animosity is obviously sexual tension between the two of them. Not surprising in the least.

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dnna: I recommend we all bleach our brains with this beautiful piece of fan art:
That's not what I was expecting at all. Was expecting some kind of hand-drawn vista, and instead it was constipated Geralt. Sigh.
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227: Evil? That picture would mark the first time Iorveth and Roche have ever agreed on anything.
Yes, friend, it's evil. The Eternal Fire frowns upon such... ahem... "agreement".

Putting that aside, the Eternal Fire do not mind one sorceress flogging another on sable fur, with the other moaning and writhing, and begging for more. Not at all.
Okay, challenge time. Find me a worse one.

http://thewitcher2.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://witcher-damnation.deviantart.com/gallery/
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vAddicatedGamer: Putting that aside, the Eternal Fire do not mind one sorceress flogging another on sable fur, with the other moaning and writhing, and begging for more. Not at all.
Gender equality according to vAddictedGamer: lesbians are cool, but keep the penorz out of the equation :)

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dnna: Okay, challenge time. Find me a worse one.
I'll take that challenge.
And this topic had so much promise.
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227: Gender equality according to vAddictedGamer: lesbians are cool, but keep the penorz out of the equation :)
I take pride in my double standards.

Zdenek doesn't approve of this challenge
http://iamsointense.deviantart.com/art/The-Witcher-Old-Fool-210645135?q=boost%3Apopular%20witcher%202&qo=160
Post edited July 11, 2011 by vAddicatedGamer
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dnna: Find me a worse one.
dnna: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=witcher&order=9&offset=216#/d3fp4nc
Post edited July 11, 2011 by 227
If we are talking about fan-art, not cosplay, here's my entry
http://alberic-cheneau.deviantart.com/art/the-witcher-2-211949990?q=boost%3Apopular%20witcher%202&qo=352
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vAddicatedGamer: If we are talking about fan-art, not cosplay
Yeah, there's not enough horrible Geralt cosplay, yet. How about this for fan art?
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scampywiak: And this topic had so much promise.
Topic is on hold until we learn more about the ladyclock (that's one letter away from becoming lulzy, but befitting the thread...)

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vAddicatedGamer: If we are talking about fan-art, not cosplay, here's my entry
http://alberic-cheneau.deviantart.com/art/the-witcher-2-211949990?q=boost%3Apopular%20witcher%202&qo=352
It's anything goes, mostly so I don't have to go through the pain of going through the images one by one :P Nice lens flare you got there.

D:
Post edited July 11, 2011 by dnna
This one cracked me up
http://nifriel.deviantart.com/art/Zoltan-Chivay-card-217182131?q=gallery%3Awitcher-damnation%2F24693783&qo=4
All of the cosplay I just googled has enlightened me. I now see that women should be mandated to cosplay 100% of the time, and men should be banned from cosplaying upon threat of death.

This is clearly for the best of all mankind.

EDIT: Also, this is either the greatest or worst thing ever.
Post edited July 11, 2011 by 227
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227: Oh, friend... it already exists. I know this because I've seen it. There was one of those within a few weeks of release.

My poor, poor eyes.
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vAddicatedGamer: Putting that aside, the Eternal Fire do not mind one sorceress flogging another on sable fur, with the other moaning and writhing, and begging for more. Not at all.
Well... That certainly would give new meaning to Geralt and Roche's conversation way back in the La Valette dungeon:

Roche: "I shall have to beat you. I'm in the Special Forces. Got real good at beating people."

Alas, I'm at work and can't visit any of those deviantArt sites. :/ Then again, that might be for the best.
Post edited July 11, 2011 by Zaxares
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dnna: My apologies if I crack any more skulls today.

Iorveth and Roche in bed, thankfully badly drawn and covered with sheets (now that's a first in Rule 34).
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vAddicatedGamer: Oh god, to think of the evil that discussing a tiny ladybird has unleashed!
I thought we were going with either lady cow, or Xena?

I haven't clicked on any of those links......................... Last time I fell for something like that it the old two girls and a cup thing........still scarred from that...............
Post edited July 11, 2011 by cbarbagallo
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cbarbagallo: I haven't clicked on any of those links......................... Last time I fell for something like that it the old two girls and a cup thing........still scarred from that...............
We kept it surprisingly tame, actually. I resisted the urge to post an awful picture of a naked woman version of Geralt because we were being PG about it.

It's worth clicking, if only to see constipated cosplayer Geralt. If you feel safer with google and search terms though, type "cosplayer geralt" into google images and note the second and third pictures (at the moment).