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Who would win? Just askin'.


:-)
A gun beats a sword as long as you keep your distance. Just saying.
What about alchemy?

Geralt has Swallow, Mongoose, etc.

Jed has Grannie's moonshine and possum stew.

Tie.
Jed has miliions of dollars and that banker would do anything to keep the money in his bank. Advantage Jed.
Hmm. Golan Vilvadi, Geralts' banker. Too bad Geralt is always broke.


Jane Hathaway vs.Triss Merigiold.

Advantage Geralt.
Post edited June 20, 2011 by cbarbagallo
Hard to say who was more bad ass:
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Post edited June 20, 2011 by cbarbagallo
Both Elly May Clampett and Triss Marigold nekked in the 'cee-ment pond" Bet that would make the Witcher's medallion vibrate.
I think Jed Clampett won or at least was the primary designer because Jed hardly seems the PC type more like the typical console user type. The design concept to make TW2 playable for the Jethro types which is/was the ruination of the franchise. If only we could convince Jethro to go play something simple like CoD and hide The Witcher series from them. Seriously i really hope the console version fails badly, crash and burn in a Fukishima sized toxic cloud of failure. They will either go back to making a PC only game or not bother with another game at all in either case for this player the problem solves itself. I do not have to worry about being hosed again by 50 dollar consolized trash.

Asai
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Asai: I think Jed Clampett won or at least was the primary designer because Jed hardly seems the PC type more like the typical console user type. The design concept to make TW2 playable for the Jethro types which is/was the ruination of the franchise. If only we could convince Jethro to go play something simple like CoD and hide The Witcher series from them. Seriously i really hope the console version fails badly, crash and burn in a Fukishima sized toxic cloud of failure. They will either go back to making a PC only game or not bother with another game at all in either case for this player the problem solves itself. I do not have to worry about being hosed again by 50 dollar consolized trash.

Asai
You are forgetting that CDPR really values the pc gaming even though they made this game with consoles in mind too after a while(not from the start, the alpha build was good old witcher) if the console version is a real success in which they gain unexpected amounts for a small developer like themselves they might just make the next game less consolized for pc and then consolizing it for the consoles, might be just my optimism too though.
I think Asai needs a shot of Grannie's moonshine in order to calm down.

Also,, while Dandleion can spin a Geralt yarn or two, Geralt doesn't have a ballad nearly as epic as Jed's:
Flatt And Scruggs
Ballad Of Jed Clampett lyrics

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said Jed move away from there
Said California is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
(Beverly Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)
Post edited June 21, 2011 by cbarbagallo
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cbarbagallo: I think Asai needs a shot of Grannie's moonshine in order to calm down.

Also,, while Dandleion can spin a Geralt yarn or two, Geralt doesn't have a ballad nearly as epic as Jed's:
Flatt And Scruggs
Ballad Of Jed Clampett lyrics

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said Jed move away from there
Said California is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
(Beverly Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)
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cbarbagallo:
To save the franchise the console version of TW2 needs to fail badly very much like DA2 did for Bioware hopefully to get them back on track to PC only which is thier strong point. It is a shame that comming on the forums is more entertaining than the game is so as i have spent my 50 bucks on consolized trash that is just assinine to play i will get my entertainment value elsewhere, which unfortunately for you guys is here. It is a shame that a game with such potential is not as much fun to play as trashing it is. Yey if they fixed what was broken, left combat alone , alchemy kept the same, reduced the QTEs, not insisted upon meditation to use potions thereby effectively limiting the usefullness of potions and the necessity of gathering, fixed inventory, and got away from this one key does many things design philosophy failure. How fucking difficult is it to have a use key seperate from the attack key, key stacking is bullshit and is why TW2 is effectively, console trash.

Asai
Thanks for the off topic spam post. Now go away.
Post edited June 22, 2011 by cbarbagallo
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cbarbagallo: Thanks for the off topic spam post. Now go away.
The fight is all ready over the JETHROS won and we get consolized trash for our trouble. And unfortunately for you i paid my 50 bucks and since trashing the gimped assinine game is more fun than actually playing it, sucks to be you. Jed wrote the game to keep the drooling CoD types aka the JETHROS out of Ellie's knickers.

Asai