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Posted May 31, 2011
Hilarious stuff really, I must say I was sold on the tagline "the dildo of destiny has two ends"..

http://www.destructoid.com/the-witcher-gets-a-porny-spoof-with-the-bitcher-202308.phtml
Posted May 31, 2011
lolz, is sasha supposed be triss?, she isnt a redhead ;)
Posted May 31, 2011
Aye, it's been posted here already.
Posted May 31, 2011
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keter47: lolz, is sasha supposed be triss?, she isnt a redhead ;)
Haha well I think it's hard to find a girl that does NOT look like someone Geralt has already been with :D
Posted May 31, 2011
They could have atleast put a wig on her.
Posted May 31, 2011
Looks like David Lee Roth has found himself a new GIG ;-)
Posted May 31, 2011
given how cheesy and seedy cdp have been in promoting the game with all the maturity of a couple of giggly teenager boys with their first porn mag, i wouldnt be surprised if they were the ones producing this :D

im not saying they have anything to do with it, im just saying this is the same kind of seedy low-rent stuff i now associate with and expect cdp to be a part of in order to reach their apparent target audience for the game :D
Post edited May 31, 2011 by shivnz
Posted May 31, 2011
I didn't think what's her name was doing porn anymore. Wanted to get into acting or writing or something. I'm thinking Destructoid got takin for a ride.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Laterali
Posted May 31, 2011
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keter47: lolz, is sasha supposed be triss?, she isnt a redhead ;)
maybe she's yennefer
Posted May 31, 2011
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Lou: Looks like David Lee Roth has found himself a new GIG ;-)
If Diamond Dave WERE in a porno, I would watch it for the laughs. He makes me laugh out loud when he's just talking in interviews. I think I'd strain my stomach muscles from laughing if he did a porno.
Posted May 31, 2011
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shivnz: given how cheesy and seedy cdp have been in promoting the game with all the maturity of a couple of giggly teenager boys with their first porn mag, i wouldnt be surprised if they were the ones producing this :D

im not saying they have anything to do with it, im just saying this is the same kind of seedy low-rent stuff i now associate with and expect cdp to be a part of in order to reach their apparent target audience for the game :D
translation of above fecal matter:

"nudity is offensive to my fundamentalist sensibilities"
Posted May 31, 2011
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shivnz: given how cheesy and seedy cdp have been in promoting the game with all the maturity of a couple of giggly teenager boys with their first porn mag, i wouldnt be surprised if they were the ones producing this :D

im not saying they have anything to do with it, im just saying this is the same kind of seedy low-rent stuff i now associate with and expect cdp to be a part of in order to reach their apparent target audience for the game :D
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soldiergeralt: translation of above fecal matter:

"nudity is offensive to my fundamentalist sensibilities"
Ahahahaha xD

Zing!
Posted May 31, 2011
grow up.

my complaint with how the witcher 2 was promoted, not its content - i have zero issue with nudity or sex.

the promotion focused around emphasizing sex in order to attract gutter-trash gamers like yourself, who primarily care about how many tits theyre going to see... i mean playboy... how classy... but i bet it sold lots of copies to immature teens like yourself who giggle over every little bit of flesh they see, right? sad.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by shivnz
Posted May 31, 2011
Cheap photoshop job. That picture of Sasha is from 2008, and I don't much care where they got the picture of the dude.

That is not CDP's style. When they exploited Triss, they got a top model and did it right.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by cjrgreen
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