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Posted June 29, 2011
Well, I've noticed that the game shows alot about our polish culture.(i.e. Ves brings sausages and vodka to interrogation room - a typical polish snack)

And you, what did you learn?
Posted June 29, 2011
Learned a little bit of folklore of which I was unaware: the bit about the stuffed sheep after the kayren fight.
Posted June 29, 2011
I learned that you shouldn't get tattoos when you are drunk. They may stick forever.

I learned that the hard way
Posted June 29, 2011
I learned that women with hooves aren't attractive whether you are playing TW2 or World of Warcraft. And no nude mod can fix that. I seriously regretted taking the succubus up on her offer (at that, I love the nudity and sex in TW1 and TW2), but it looked like Geralt was screwing a goat for a moment.
Posted June 29, 2011
all dwarves are from scotland
Posted June 29, 2011
You get to see with your own eyes how a medieval prison actually was -specially if you take the path where you see either Aryan or the Baroness being tortured-.

You learn some characteristics of balistas.

By the way, is the kingdom of Temeria supposed to represent medieval France and the kingdom of Redania Poland? Because their flags -you get to see the Temerian thorought all the prologue, in the flags of the Temerian military camp during the prologue, in the Temerian soldier's armors, Roche's medallion flag, and the Redanian in Chapter 3, in Radovid and his soldier's armors-, because the Temerian flag is composed by white fleurs-de-lis on a blue background (similar to the French medieval flag) and the Redanian flag is kinda of similar to the Polish medieval flag.
Posted June 29, 2011
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Koschay: but it looked like Geralt was screwing a goat for a moment.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. :)

I learned Polish women have sexy voices, to wait till my opponent drops his fucking guard, and that a Witcher game without booze is somewhat gimped.
Posted June 29, 2011
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Kicek11: Well, I've noticed that the game shows alot about our polish culture.(i.e. Ves brings sausages and vodka to interrogation room - a typical polish snack)

And you, what did you learn?
I wiki'ed duck blood soup and surprise, surprise, it is a Polish soup.
Posted June 29, 2011
Elves goes well with onions.
Posted June 29, 2011
Oh, I forgot to mention I learned about lesbomancy... and that drinking causes your "little-bird" to get smaller before fucking -as good Sheldon Skaggs mentions-.
Posted June 29, 2011
Also learned that blacksmiths are fat pussies. :P
Post edited June 29, 2011 by scampywiak
Posted June 30, 2011
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pegapuros: You get to see with your own eyes how a medieval prison actually was -specially if you take the path where you see either Aryan or the Baroness being tortured-.

You learn some characteristics of balistas.

By the way, is the kingdom of Temeria supposed to represent medieval France and the kingdom of Redania Poland? Because their flags -you get to see the Temerian thorought all the prologue, in the flags of the Temerian military camp during the prologue, in the Temerian soldier's armors, Roche's medallion flag, and the Redanian in Chapter 3, in Radovid and his soldier's armors-, because the Temerian flag is composed by white fleurs-de-lis on a blue background (similar to the French medieval flag) and the Redanian flag is kinda of similar to the Polish medieval flag.
Yea, and Nilfgaard represents Germany ( 3rd Reich )
Posted June 30, 2011
I learned its not possible to ride a whore like a horse across a lake.

Really disappointing too, guess I gotta cross that off my bucket list

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Enquiring minds want to know...If Geralt sleeps with Saskia, is that considered bestiality?
Post edited June 30, 2011 by sporati
Posted June 30, 2011
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digby69: all dwarves are from scotland
Not in Witcherverse. Witcherverse dwarves are Russian Jews.
Posted June 30, 2011
Learnt a new way to shoo people, during a wasteful disagreeable conversation.

(After Ves cuffs Geralt at the end of the interrogation, Roche asks for the keys and then does a go away/leave hand signal..or hand movement..that really rocked.)
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