The options I am having an issue with are the last three options in the video options. The, Bumpmapping, Motion Blur, and Distortion Effects. Is there a file I can play around with to be able to turn these on and off? What course of action is there?

Same here. Not sure what's going on. Plus I can't even start a single player match because it crashes.

Here it is. Some rep too, so that you can hopefully post links soon.

Thanks for that. Generally I would just explain it but there's a download in that guide that is needed and I feel bad saying "go look at the Steam guides."
I am fine with needing rep to post links - too much spam on the internet to not do it.