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PaterAlf

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Registered: Apr 2012

From Christmas Island

Posted July 10, 2024

16

georgiporgi: Rätselfrage Nr. 1

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Einbruch und einem Beinbruch?

Der Buchstabe B?

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There's only one Phil Taylor…

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Registered: Jan 2011

From Germany

Posted July 10, 2024

17

PaterAlf: Der Buchstabe B?

Vermutlich etwas wie besser Arm dran als Bein ab

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I is more stronger than Darth Vapour!

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Registered: Apr 2014

From Germany

Posted July 11, 2024

18

mk47at: Wenn es Mathe-Witze seinen dürfen:

Person 1: Bevor ich die Statistik-Vorlesung gehört habe, kannte ich den Unterschied zwischen Korrelation und Kausalität nicht.
Person 2: Also hat sie dir geholfen…?
Person 1: Das kann ich nicht sagen.

Ich kenne das so, dass der Student am Ende sagt: "Ich verstehe den Unterschied immer noch nicht, bin aber jetzt zumindest auf einem höheren Level verwirrt!"

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted July 11, 2024

19

PaterAlf: Der Buchstabe B?

mk47at: Vermutlich etwas wie besser Arm dran als Bein ab

Lösung: Beim Beinbruch musst du liegen, und beim Einbruch musst du sitzen.

Schön blöd, oder? :-)

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I is more stronger than Darth Vapour!

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Registered: Apr 2014

From Germany

Posted July 11, 2024

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mk47at: Aus einem T-Online/Ströer-Artikel über einen ADAC-Bericht…

Ja, sehr logisch! *grins*

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted July 16, 2024

21

Rätselfrage Nr. 2

Wieviel Erbsen passen in ein leeres 1-Liter Glas, wenn die Erbsen einen Durchmesser von 5mm haben?

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I is more stronger than Darth Vapour!

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Registered: Apr 2014

From Germany

Posted July 16, 2024

22

Gar keine, das Glas ist ja leer!

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted July 17, 2024

23

???

Weil es leer ist, passt ja etwas hinein. Verstehe die Antwort nicht.

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted July 19, 2024

24

Okay ich merke es hat keiner Lust zum Rechnen. :-)

Also hier die Lösung. Es passt nur 1 Erbse in das leere Glas, denn nach der ersten ist es ja nicht mehr leer.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o10pkIj6ejQ

Post edited July 19, 2024 by georgiporgi

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted July 21, 2024

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Unterhalten sich ein Wal und ein Thunfisch. Fragt der Wal: "Was willst du tun?" Sagt der Thunfisch: "Du hast die Wahl!"

Ist der nicht niedlich? ;-)

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Registered: Apr 2018

From Germany

Posted July 25, 2024

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Gordon Shumway:
Liebst du etwas, dann lass es frei.
Kommt es dann zu dir zurück, dann gehört es dir.

Doch wird es vom Auto überfahren, dann will es niemand.

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Registered: Apr 2010

From Germany

Posted July 25, 2024

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georgiporgi: Okay ich merke es hat keiner Lust zum Rechnen. :-)

Das war aber auch eine Erbsenzählerei! ;)

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted August 06, 2024

28

Was es alles so gibt. ;-)

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Post edited August 06, 2024 by georgiporgi

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Registered: Nov 2022

From Germany

Posted August 19, 2024

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Auf welchen Pferden kann man nicht reiten?

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Registered: Mar 2017

From Germany

Posted August 19, 2024

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georgiporgi: Auf welchen Pferden kann man nicht reiten?

Früher hätte ich gesagt Seepferdchen, aber Aquaman hat mich eines besseren belehrt.

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