By the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
Reminded me of this, really well made documentary.

There's been ant remote controlling parasites that we've known about for years. There's actually some weirdo parasitic flatworms that we've known about for years. The Oatmeal even did a strip about it: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/captain_higgins
Yeah, because during a zombie apocalypse those places won't be swarming with crazed, non-zombies that will fucking kill you if you get in their way:)

I got WWZ and The Zombie Survival Guide together. Money well spent :P

I already have several surgeries scheduled to place my brain and vital organs into a new, robotic shell. Zombies can't infect androids. Also, when Skynet drops, I will become one with the robots and the most powerful human being on the face of the Earth.

A fat lot of good that'll do you when the first human gets bitten and gets zombified. :P

The truly evolved person makes the decision to take the extra step and advance toward more power and control over others. It is power alone that enables all other virtues. In a biological free market, the right and most moral decision will be made by default, and by definition. So let us cheer the zombie! Let us clear out the old DNA and cheer the bold new horizons he staggers toward with the relentless conviction of someone not ashamed to be a winner! My friends, it is a new morning in America, and where the loser sees a holocaust, I see opportunity!