No idea what you are talking about.

I read about this In PCPowerPlay.. It seems odd, too odd to pass up - will have to download it.
EDIT: Downloading - bad news below, here's hoping for a patch to cure it's aches.

Yeah. The game is dreadfully optimized so it's crashed a bunch on me and I have to keep AA off. I'll go back to StarCraft II for a while, then I'll pop back on this and try to play it again.

Yeah, I'm right there with ya. I thought he was talking about some free porn or something.

it's pretty entertaining--the writing is hilarious even if the lines are embarrassingly badly delivered--but it's an ass of a port. after playing dark athena with everything on high, this thing starts chugging on my system. go figure.
it's a game by zombie cow (been there, dan that) about tiny army men who go into people's crotches and kill STDs. it's free, and RPS has been hyping it a bit since it was announced.
favorite lines so far:
"...which causes cancer of the penis. CANCER, OF THE PENIS."
"this can't be herpes, this isn't herpes MO"

For those too lazy to google:
http://www.e4.com/game/privates.html

I've downloaded it, but haven't played it yet.

Thanks for the link. It's not that I'm to lazy to search it's that I don't want to google "cow privates" at the office.

The jumping is horrible glitchy but I have to admit it's funny.

HAHAH!

Epic comment :-D
+1

unfortunately while the rest of it ran fine, in the final level i've tried twice and twice had it crash on me, shortly after an enemy that i got the points for but didnt die and just bacame invincible instead!

Time to play with myself.

It's a pain because I have been looking forward to this and the thing just crashes upon start up...