Was thinking I could be the train and someone else could be a car or a helicopter that inadvertently wandered into the tunnel.

It's best to leave broaching such topics to those who are actually trying to broach them to a kid. Yes politics and religion are dangerous feral things that should be approached with caution and a large tranquillizer gun. But they usually don't rape you and leave you pregnant with the Second Coming / Bill Clinton's bastard child.

This thread is awesome! :D

You know, there are discussions to do with the topic of sex we could have. Favourite sex positions, on a website with no age restriction and doesn’t allow adult content, is probably not appropriate. And yea religion and plaices can also be iffy, especially if things get out of hand. But, whether you like it or not, people have a different attitude towards sex, specifically when discussing the finer details to children.

one involving a woman

from behind so the pig doesn't bite me.

Well, the thing is, how would discussing sex make someone do that? (Yes, I know you were exaggerating). I mean, I didn't talk about any 'nasty details' or anything, I just mentioned two terms that are heard quite commonly in television and society itself. I may be biased there as well, because talk about sex is not that uncommon in Czech television, in Czech movies or shows.

And aside from that, we are on a website that sells incredibly violent games and, yes, games including lots of sex with no age restrictions whatsoever. Anyone could buy The Witcher games here and those approach sex and even rape much more blatantly. And out of the two, I would be actually far more worried about kids finding out more about violence than kids finding out more about sex.
See? This guy UNDERSTANDS ME. I'm gonna buy you a beverage of your choice.

Wow, barely an hour old and already 4 pages.

Also from behind, but pigs are digusting, I would never do that!

I prerfer sheep, their wool gives ample grip for forcefull thrust.

I heard that in the Humble Indie Bundle voice..

.. that can't be good :/

No visual aids?

I am disappointed.

You wouldn't want aids, visual or otherwise.

Missionary, or HJ's with her behind.

UPDATE:

Can't believe some of you think this thread should be locked and/or deleted...as if a kid visiting this thread might learn something new about sex. That is hilarious.

Wow, still going!

Personally I'm happy that there are still forums where you can pretty much discuss whatever you want to. Too many sites treat forums like some sort of Utopia where only pretty happy things can be said as long as everyone else agrees with it, or it has arbitrary rules that really have no application in the real world.

For example, I recently found out that on the Minecraft forums, a person is prohibited from providing a one-word response to a post. I got a warning for that (for the curious, that word was "ridiculous"). And yet it's perfectly acceptable for people there to call other people all sorts of derogatory names and hurl insults. Just makes no sense to me.

But to get back on topic... my favorite position is any where I am able to insert my "articulation muscle" into the "reproductive aperture" of a consenting female.

;D