Posted June 15, 2010

ilves
Sneaky Scribe
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States

AndrewC
Code Ninja
Registered: Sep 2008
From Romania
Posted June 15, 2010
Is this ham you keep talking about some kind of stupid cousin of the mighty bacon?

Rohan15
The Joe
Registered: May 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010

[uruk has cast delay fireball and delay fireball]
[uruk cast greater dispel magic on rohan15 weapon]
[uruk cast Wail of the Banshee near rohan15]
[uruk has cast Disintegrate on rohan15]
Lets see you make the saves on that!
Uses common knowledge to know that the undead can't control time, so flips of Uruk and beheads him.

Lobsang1979
Placeholder
Registered: Aug 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted June 15, 2010
I agree with the OP. Furthermore, visitors to the site should be treated to the theme tune from 'Cheers' upon clicking the Forums link.
[url=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRGh2NEjSU[/url]
[url=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRGh2NEjSU[/url]

uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010

[uruk has cast delay fireball and delay fireball]
[uruk cast greater dispel magic on rohan15 weapon]
[uruk cast Wail of the Banshee near rohan15]
[uruk has cast Disintegrate on rohan15]
Lets see you make the saves on that!

rohan forgets that he fails his save. which leads to warping the time line.
rohan ends up over a 1000 years back in the past.
[rohan ends up falling through the roof on to the floor of a inn]
[ a in rage human man wearing black robes [most likely a mage of some kind] walks up to rohan]
aunknowsomeone:Who the fuck are you?You have 5 minutes to give me a reason why i should not kill you for ruining my odds at getting lucky to night!
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk

Rohan15
The Joe
Registered: May 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010

an unknown someone:Who the fuck are you?You have 5 minutes to give me a reason why i should not kill you for ruining my odds at getting lucky to night!
...That wench isn't clean? If you know what I mean?
*Runs like a bitch to Uruks old tower*
YOU DICK!

uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States

lukaszthegreat
Greed is good!
Registered: Sep 2008
From Norfolk Island

Rohan15
The Joe
Registered: May 2009
From United States

uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010

*Throws a rock at the mage and knocks him out. Loots wallet, runs, and goes to the local Ye Olde Hooters.*
the mage uses the returning spell he had cast on his wallet.
unknowmage:at least i have my wallet back. yep all the coins are there.I would love to see the look on that guy's face once he gets the bill and has no money to pay it.o wait i can i have magic. I love magic.
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk

Rohan15
The Joe
Registered: May 2009
From United States

uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010
rohan hits his head on a tree and ends up fixing the time warp sending his self back to the present time.
Rohan [who is now in the present]find his self in his home village or what is left of it. It has been destroy by something or someone while rohan was stuck in the past.
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk

Rohan15
The Joe
Registered: May 2009
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010

Rohan [who is now in the present]find his self in his home village or what is left of it. It has been destroy by something or someone while rohan was stuck in the past.
Rohan doesn't care, goes to the pub near the river to get wasted and screwed.

Luned
Dude, I'm a Lady
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States
Posted June 15, 2010
Rohan15: Time for a Home Depot RPG
Dwarf Fortress. ;)
(To the OP...or any other poor soul wandering in here for the first time: this is the GOG GOB network's version of the Welcome Wagon.)
Post edited June 15, 2010 by Luned

alexisgondor
Top Pomeranian
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted June 15, 2010
Speaking of Dwarf Fortress, due to the presence of undead, the steel gates to the mountain hall of Vadomene have been sealed tight, and the construction of the Ark of Armok have begun.
We dwarves would like to take this opportunity to warn all GOGers to wear magma-proof armour and take cover in magma shelters, just as a precaution.
We dwarves would like to take this opportunity to warn all GOGers to wear magma-proof armour and take cover in magma shelters, just as a precaution.