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ilves: Not a fan. I like smoked ham more. Flame war on favorite ham types, GO!
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ceemdee: I prefer ham that tastes like steak and is made from cows.

Technically, that isn't ham anymore.
Is this ham you keep talking about some kind of stupid cousin of the mighty bacon?
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uruk: Then its time for you to die. [uruk has cast time stop]
[uruk has cast delay fireball and delay fireball]
[uruk cast greater dispel magic on rohan15 weapon]
[uruk cast Wail of the Banshee near rohan15]
[uruk has cast Disintegrate on rohan15]
Lets see you make the saves on that!

Uses common knowledge to know that the undead can't control time, so flips of Uruk and beheads him.
I agree with the OP. Furthermore, visitors to the site should be treated to the theme tune from 'Cheers' upon clicking the Forums link.
[url=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRGh2NEjSU[/url]
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uruk: Then its time for you to die. [uruk has cast time stop]
[uruk has cast delay fireball and delay fireball]
[uruk cast greater dispel magic on rohan15 weapon]
[uruk cast Wail of the Banshee near rohan15]
[uruk has cast Disintegrate on rohan15]
Lets see you make the saves on that!
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Rohan15: Uses common knowledge to know that the undead can't control time, so flips of Uruk and beheads him.

rohan forgets that he fails his save. which leads to warping the time line.
rohan ends up over a 1000 years back in the past.
[rohan ends up falling through the roof on to the floor of a inn]
[ a in rage human man wearing black robes [most likely a mage of some kind] walks up to rohan]
aunknowsomeone:Who the fuck are you?You have 5 minutes to give me a reason why i should not kill you for ruining my odds at getting lucky to night!
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk
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uruk: [ a enraged human man wearing black robes [most likely a mage of some kind] walks up to rohan]
an unknown someone:Who the fuck are you?You have 5 minutes to give me a reason why i should not kill you for ruining my odds at getting lucky to night!

...That wench isn't clean? If you know what I mean?
*Runs like a bitch to Uruks old tower*
YOU DICK!
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Rohan15: ..That wench isn't clean? If you know what I mean?
*Runs like a bitch to Uruks old tower*
YOU DICK!

Rohan gets to the place where my old tower should be.
only to find out he has been send back long be fore said tower was build.
out of the woods the mage rohan had met back at the inn shows up
unknowmage:I Know your here who every you are! Come out now and your death will be fast and painless.IF you don't you will die nice and slow. I hope you pick number 2.
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk
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Catshade: Your mom is a classy lady.

Verily I say unto thee:
Thy mother is so gluttonous she doth bear the Mark of Chef Boyardee upon her flesh.
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uruk: snippity

Hmmm.....
*Throws a rock at the mage and knocks him out. Loots wallet, runs, and goes to the local Ye Olde Hooters.*
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Rohan15: Hmmm.....
*Throws a rock at the mage and knocks him out. Loots wallet, runs, and goes to the local Ye Olde Hooters.*

the mage uses the returning spell he had cast on his wallet.
unknowmage:at least i have my wallet back. yep all the coins are there.I would love to see the look on that guy's face once he gets the bill and has no money to pay it.o wait i can i have magic. I love magic.
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk
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uruk: snippity

Time for a Home Depot RPG.
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Rohan15: .......................

rohan hits his head on a tree and ends up fixing the time warp sending his self back to the present time.
Rohan [who is now in the present]find his self in his home village or what is left of it. It has been destroy by something or someone while rohan was stuck in the past.
Post edited June 15, 2010 by uruk
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Rohan15: .......................
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uruk: rohan hits his head on a tree and ends up fixing the time warp sending his self back to the present time.
Rohan [who is now in the present]find his self in his home village or what is left of it. It has been destroy by something or someone while rohan was stuck in the past.

Rohan doesn't care, goes to the pub near the river to get wasted and screwed.
Rohan15: Time for a Home Depot RPG

Dwarf Fortress. ;)
(To the OP...or any other poor soul wandering in here for the first time: this is the GOG GOB network's version of the Welcome Wagon.)
Post edited June 15, 2010 by Luned
Speaking of Dwarf Fortress, due to the presence of undead, the steel gates to the mountain hall of Vadomene have been sealed tight, and the construction of the Ark of Armok have begun.
We dwarves would like to take this opportunity to warn all GOGers to wear magma-proof armour and take cover in magma shelters, just as a precaution.