Posted February 27, 2011

reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom

Zchinque
Antagonist
Registered: Apr 2010
From Norway
Posted February 27, 2011

Use that host a mafia! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Vorgoeth
caffeine machine
Registered: Dec 2009
From Finland
Posted February 27, 2011
I was working an angle in Prague, many years ago. I'd found my mark, the daughter of a wealthy businessman. Seducing her was almost too easy. Child's play, really, she had the mental faculties of a rock. The con couldn't have gone smoother. Easiest million euros ever earned. Just as I was planning on making my escape, however, the bitch gets emotional. I suppose I can't blame her. I am, after all, really rather good at what I do. So, she fell in love with me. Against my better judgement, I decided to stick around for a few days, let her down easy. I guess I was feeling sentimental. Big mistake.
She betrayed me. She told her father about us, and he, understandably upset over his decimated fortune, figured out it was me, and sent some goons my way. I had to make my escape real quick, or it'd be bye-bye for a career of lies and deceit that, honestly, had probably gone on for longer than one could hope for. I fled easily, but I got a nasty surprise at the end.
But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? After all, you prescribed that STD medication I've needed to take every day since. Women. Tricks. Hos. All of them.
Vorgoeth, out.
She betrayed me. She told her father about us, and he, understandably upset over his decimated fortune, figured out it was me, and sent some goons my way. I had to make my escape real quick, or it'd be bye-bye for a career of lies and deceit that, honestly, had probably gone on for longer than one could hope for. I fled easily, but I got a nasty surprise at the end.
But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? After all, you prescribed that STD medication I've needed to take every day since. Women. Tricks. Hos. All of them.
Vorgoeth, out.

AndrewC
Code Ninja
Registered: Sep 2008
From Romania
Posted February 27, 2011
Weren't you that guy in the bar? We started drinking and at one point they said it was last call and we just showed them what last call really means?
Too bad the cops weren't on our side man... no drinking during the job... what kind of job is that?
Too bad the cops weren't on our side man... no drinking during the job... what kind of job is that?

nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom

wpegg
Optimus Pegg
Registered: Nov 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 27, 2011
I remember it well. There I was strolling through the park, and you were there up a tree trying to get a shot of Mrs McGinty in her underwear. I saw your foot miss its hold, and ran forward and vidoed the whole fall on my my phone. It was a youtube hit! As you impacted the ground you had the look of a man that realised the total inhumanity that society has generated. Following that you tracked me down and kicked me sharply in the nuts. We've been best enemies for ever since.
Ahh those days.
Ahh those days.

GoJays2025
I like cake.
Registered: Oct 2010
From Canada

Stelis
Good Old Gamer
Registered: Dec 2010
From Greece
Posted February 27, 2011
We met at summer camp!

Lou
Eschalon - Book One
Registered: Oct 2009
From United States

Austrobogulator
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Registered: Jan 2010
From Australia
Posted February 27, 2011
I remember it like it was yesterday, which is slightly concerning since this thread was only created a couple of hours ago.
Anyway, I saw that he was giving away some games on GOG; so I e-stalked him and then added him on Facebook. After all, you don't get to 500 million friends without adding some random people from some forum.
Anyway, I saw that he was giving away some games on GOG; so I e-stalked him and then added him on Facebook. After all, you don't get to 500 million friends without adding some random people from some forum.

akwater
Who am I?
Registered: Nov 2009
From United States
Posted February 27, 2011
heh that thing inspired me to go ahead and do it here as a contest :)

nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom

TheJadedMieu
HAAAA~ FIYABALL!
Registered: Oct 2010
From United States
Posted February 27, 2011
I was out with my friends when you showed up and started talking to me. I asked my friends who you were, but it seemed that I was the only person who knew you were there. I reached out to touch you to make sure you were real, then you grabbed my arm and flipped me through the wall. I've been in the mental hospital ever since.

Ralackk
New User
Registered: Dec 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted February 27, 2011
We met at an AA meeting, at least I think it was an AA meeting I was pretty drunk when I went.

PhoenixWright
Ace Attorney
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States
Posted February 27, 2011
As I remember it you came up to me and asked me to tell you how we first met, but that I should lie instead of tell the truth, and that I definitely shouldn't do it on Facebook for some reason. It was kind of weird.