The grey pill... my character is colourblind. I'm in.
A taxi driver and a preacher get to the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter says to the taxi driver "Well done, good and faithful servant", and gives him a silk robe and a golden staff.
Then Saint Peter turns to the preacher. He says "Well done, good and faithful servant", and gives him a cotton robe and a wooden staff.
The preacher says "How come he got the cool gear when he's only a taxi driver?"
Saint Peter says "Up here, we judge by results. While you preached, people slept. But while he drove, people prayed."
Post edited January 28, 2012 by pertusaria