Posted September 08, 2012
First of all, happy birthday, Xyem!
Thanks for the giveaway. Also, a little promotion to it:
http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/how_does_one_make_a_gift_aka_gifting_on_gog_for_dummies/post284
I always thought it would be nice to introduce some parodic quests in RPGs (perhaps as an easter egg). For example:
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"The Quest of the Gods' garments"
Throughout the adventure several NPCs make comments to you (the adventurer) about a fabulous set of garments abandoned by the Gods that will provide superhuman powers if found. Later, a track will take you to a dungeon full of enemies. After defeating them, you will find a very old chest marked with the sacred runes of the Gods. And when opened ,it pours a wonderful golden light...
... which happens to be a huge cloud of luminescent moths. Once dispersed, you find that under the dust in the chest are only two or three usable clothes, although with many holes. Dirty used clothes, by the way. Digging again in the dust, you finally find a ancient note of the Gods for the laundry, and a pamphlet calling for a strike by the goblins cleaners in the dungeon.
The final joke will be that if you place the clothes on yourself, you will get increased stats, but look like a ragged vagabond and everyone either will laugh at your appearance or covers his/her nose due to the bad smell...
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Not sure if your friend can use this as a quest, but perhaps could be part of the lore, as a cynical tale about getting what you want.
If so, the storyteller might add that the adventurer couldn't take off that clothes ever again. :D
No probs with the copyright, Xyem, even if the story doesn't win. But if your friend eventually use it, please let me know. ;)
EDIT: Xyem, I made some minor changes to make my entry more consistent. I hope you don't mind.
Thanks for the giveaway. Also, a little promotion to it:
http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/how_does_one_make_a_gift_aka_gifting_on_gog_for_dummies/post284
I always thought it would be nice to introduce some parodic quests in RPGs (perhaps as an easter egg). For example:
---
"The Quest of the Gods' garments"
Throughout the adventure several NPCs make comments to you (the adventurer) about a fabulous set of garments abandoned by the Gods that will provide superhuman powers if found. Later, a track will take you to a dungeon full of enemies. After defeating them, you will find a very old chest marked with the sacred runes of the Gods. And when opened ,it pours a wonderful golden light...
... which happens to be a huge cloud of luminescent moths. Once dispersed, you find that under the dust in the chest are only two or three usable clothes, although with many holes. Dirty used clothes, by the way. Digging again in the dust, you finally find a ancient note of the Gods for the laundry, and a pamphlet calling for a strike by the goblins cleaners in the dungeon.
The final joke will be that if you place the clothes on yourself, you will get increased stats, but look like a ragged vagabond and everyone either will laugh at your appearance or covers his/her nose due to the bad smell...
---
Not sure if your friend can use this as a quest, but perhaps could be part of the lore, as a cynical tale about getting what you want.
If so, the storyteller might add that the adventurer couldn't take off that clothes ever again. :D
No probs with the copyright, Xyem, even if the story doesn't win. But if your friend eventually use it, please let me know. ;)
EDIT: Xyem, I made some minor changes to make my entry more consistent. I hope you don't mind.
Post edited September 10, 2012 by Thespian*