Recall if you will, the most horrible and evil thing someone did to you, online/offline. Did some dick backstab you at work, or did you get gangraped in prison? (Don't answer that.) It's human nature to enjoy reading tales of suffering.

I don't think anyone is going to be able to top this. Personally, I'm not going to even try, but I sure as hell would like to see someone else attempt to relate a tale worse than that.

The other day Bill and Zoey left me behind while a hunter was eating my guts... it was horrible.

I remember letting one of my friend's borrow one of my gameboy games, and he erased my file.
Bastard.

Hmm. My immediate response is "wake me in the early morning with a large team of customs officers and accuse me of downloading child pornography," as that is easily the worst few hours of my life, but the truth is there was no malice involved so I can't take it personally. It's not really something that was 'done to me' by someone.
I can't hate the officers; they were just doing their job (and well), and I can't hate the person who was actually guilty, as they quickly spoke up and didn't let me take the fall. Still, it's the moment in my life that I get the most livid about, because there were about 98 layers of horrible to it, and I didn't deserve to experience a single one of them.

I once called someone fat in the playground and they responded with "Im only fat because everytime i shag your mam SHE FEEDS ME BISCUITS"
Worst day of my life

Thats pissing brutal. I'm not sure if much awful experiences can match up to that. Congrats on not being convicted for something you didnt do.
You got owned.
Fortunately all the horrible things happen to people around me (perhaps that should be unfortunate. at least for everyone else) Like the man with a gun in the community centre full of kids not long after dunblane (no one was hurt). Or the carcrash down the side of a mountain (also noone hurt...) Or being a witness to gang stabbing and being terrorised by the said gang on the run up to the court case... (hurt but not killed...) Or being deployed to chechnya... (lots of people hurt) oh one of my flatmates fractured the skull of my other flatmate because he put his nob in the guys mouth while he was passed out drunk and took a picture...
but yeah
nothing much seems to happen to me...
Hey look! i got a star!

Thats horrible! That fat bastard was getting all your biscuits???

Someone brought me to an arcade. The rest is history!

that SUCKS. i can't imagine anything worse, or more embarassing.
im impressed that that person came forward though.
man, i was gonna post, but i guess people have been pretty chill to me all my life. someone once unplugged my computer when i was playing Rune and hadn't saved for like two hours....

Yea, I've had people do that quite a few times. After the first time I became a chronic saver. I'll write two lines of text and save, clear a room full of baddies and save, walk across a hallway and save.
If I'm particularly paranoid I have two save files, one of which I save every few minutes and the other I save after key moments or at the beginning of levels as a backup. My first play-through of Fallout 3 I saved about 250 times and have over 125 unique save files.

I had an ex-girlfriend who decided to scare off any girls who were interested in me, by various methods, occasionally threatening violence. Thankfully some girls don't scare easily!

It got worse too; despite the confession their tech guy still had to search my computers in order to satisfy the warrant. And, because I'm a massive geek, I have hard drives all over the place, so it took quite a while. When he flicked through a bunch of (seemingly randomly-selected) images, and then did a double-take and went back to check the ones of my young niece, I wanted to die. It was like she'd been dragged into this whole mess, which was unjust in every way possible.
Though it did become quite funny at a few points, almost like farce - there are a lot of very surreal things on my computer, especially in video and picture form, which is what his scanner thing mostly focused on. Lines like "yeah... I'm not sure how to explain that - oh god, you probably hear that a lot" passed my lips several times.
It was also pretty great when the actual porn videos started showing up. It's just funny having a uniformed agent with fancy technology hooked up to your computer calmly perusing internet porn and nodding "Yep. Good. That's fine. Yep. Okay. Good. Oh look, it's [porn star name]. Nice. That's fine."
But despite the moments of levity? Yeah, awful experience. I had nothing to hide, but it was still a massive invasion of privacy; these people in my house, then my room, then my computer. It sucked.

Noone should have to go through something like that, but it's an unfortunate consequence of our lives these days. I hope you aren't too traumatised by the experience.
I know how it would make me feel, and the only similar (but far far more minor) experience I had was being questioned about being a shoplifter, because I had a similar shirt (from a distance, when they came to talk to me, they noticed it was different and just asked general questions). Was bizarre having them walk up to me in the street though, I wondered if I had done anything wrong!