Nobody has a mouthful of penis like Hedwards!

"Ornery."

"Spat." As it in a quarrel or a row with someone.

And "aggregate," which I've probably used in verbal conversation more than anyone in history.

You'll notice he used lower case so it should be mentioned that it was a small penis coming out of his mouth.

exactly my point... you need more "Carry On!" films!

Edit: seek the black and white filmed ones, but heres a hint!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNh4NqQzqDQ

That was what I meant to type, damn wireless keyboards.....

In my case, it's swearwords. So many swearwords.

Words I like the sound of so much that I sometimes say them to myself:

Skagerrak

Thigh

The hardest and the softest sounding word I can think of. Beautiful. 'Awesome' has been ruined for good by the internet. It's come to the point that it makes the user appear a knuckle-dragging cretin.

The fact that there's nothing quite like it in the German language is the greatest tragedy of my life. 'Fuck' and 'fucking' are wonderful words. They're not even obscene anymore, yet still lend genuine force to any statement. There's also some real cathartic quality there.

"I'm tired"

"I'm so fucking tired."

Assbutter. As in "That sucks major assbutter."

I always say 'it's hiding' whenever i cannot find something. Or even if someone else asks me where something is i will say "I don't know where it's hiding".... and in situations where the circumstances of a missing item is very perplexing in the extreme, i will say "Aliens beamed it up", followed by the joke i always say in such situations "one day when scientists manage to open up a new dimension, millions of pens, scissors and odd socks will come tumbling out"

Or... while the Aliens from the predator movie make trophies of skulls, Real Aliens make trophies of odd socks!

Uhm, ehh.

fika (Svedish) = coffee break

Schadenfreude.

Such a wonderful word, even English pinched it.

That reminds me: I don't say this, but I've found it odd that many people do, and for so many things - "lives" when referring to inanimate objects. Like, "My printer paper lives in this drawer" or "The file you're looking for lives in this folder."

trivial/obvious (as in 'The proof is trivial/obvious.')

And currently it is hard for me to stop me from saying 'fun fact' over and over again, when I explain something (see above) trivial/obvious.

Manbearpig (yes it's real)