So I have been thinking about this girl I am interested in. What do you think of this text to build attraction"Hi xxx(insert whatever name), I need a partner!"

Girl :FOR WHAT?

Me: So that we can rob a bank and then blow up a hospital. After that we can fly to las vegas and married or whatever.

OR

"I just saw an ostrich. It reminded me of you....jk.Hw have u been doing?"

I recommend kidnapping her and waiting until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

I don't have to do that.We are already dating.....I just want her to think of me as being awesome.That is all.

I myself have always had a problem talking to girls. It would seem every time I would approach one I would get disoriented, confused; I'd have trouble breathing, my heart would start pounding out of control, I'd start shaking. For a long time I thought it was nerves but I Iooked into it and it turns out it was just the pepper spray.

Oh, then I recommend what I said in the Swedish Train Thread: Sell your grandfather to slavery to buy half a unicycle you can ride to impress her.

My thoughts exactly.

Just pull up on your motorcycle, toss her a helmet, flip up your visor and say, "Time to take you right into the danger zone."

Next time you see her, whip it out.

Suggestions then. I just want to ask her out over the weekend....I could just call her but I am too lazy to do that.I want to send in a text that would be awesome....Since I flaked out last week.

Well in that case, I'd try the most awesome pickup line in the history: "Hey there, I'm really sorry about the last week, would you allow me to make it up to you?" or something along those lines. I know, crazy.

I don't know what girls think of that, but usually, no pre-made text would get you anywhere. Even if it's original it still is cheesy and figured out before only to "impress" her.

I think only dumb chicks fall for one liners. Or even better

"Come with me if you want to live"

Hmm, I'm no expert, but I don't think they like it when you call them chicks.

OTOH, what do I know. Around here I can marry pretty much any unmarried woman I want.
So, what happens if she says no?

Whip it out in a text message! It can't be any creepier than the original suggestions.

Shotgun.