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General discussion (archive)Witcher 3 documents leaked, Boob Physics(143 posts)(143 posts)
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Posted June 26, 2014
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TullyFernado: So, unlike practically all the rest of the video games since ever.
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Crosmando: Better than modern Bioware games - which are explicitly made for homosexuals and women.
How are modern Bioware games explicitly made for homosexuals and women?
Posted June 26, 2014
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skeletonbow: Rumour has it that they've got planned an expansion pack to be released 6 months after Boob Physics Simulator 2015 is released, the new ultra original pack is called "Lesbian Zombie Space Vampires Extreme Pack" and takes place on a low-G space platform that has been abandoned for years.
Don't forget the Day Zero GET WET ULTRA PACK where you can simulate movement in watery environments (including diving!) with a slider to adjust saltiness (buoyancy) between freshwater and Dead Sea levels. CE preorders will get a discount of $5 on that one.

There will be a tied-in expansion pack for that one, that adds watertemperature and simulated goosebumps and erect nipples. But they haven't decided on the title yet.
Posted June 26, 2014
Bewbs!

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Posted June 26, 2014
At least it is involved in a game that isn't as silly as Dead or Alive?
Posted June 26, 2014
So, uh how do you think the people programming the physics go about trying to make it realistic? Seriously. I know with other physics related things some developers do tons of research, use models, and etc. Every idea I come up with sounds more like a joke than a realistic possibility.
Posted June 26, 2014
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tammerwhisk: So, uh how do you think the people programming the physics go about trying to make it realistic? Seriously. I know with other physics related things some developers do tons of research, use models, and etc. Every idea I come up with sounds more like a joke than a realistic possibility.
Probably jelly plastics like they seem to have used for DoA.
Posted June 26, 2014
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Crosmando: Better than modern Bioware games - which are explicitly made for homosexuals and women.
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mrcoolman: How are modern Bioware games explicitly made for homosexuals and women?
By featuring homosexual sex and romances so prominently? Just look at the character design for the DA:I characters, mostly men and the women are ugly and look like they have masculine features (male jawline etc), the writing is juvenile fan-fic tier crap that sounds like it was written by and for females.

It's been blatantly obvious what audience Bioware games are targeted at since ME3 and DA2.
Post edited June 26, 2014 by Crosmando
Posted June 26, 2014
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fronzelneekburm: In this dog eat dog business, you gotta be able to compete with the best of them.
Now that's in my Amazon history :(
Posted June 26, 2014
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toxicTom: Don't forget the Day Zero GET WET ULTRA PACK where you can simulate movement in watery environments (including diving!) with a slider to adjust saltiness (buoyancy) between freshwater and Dead Sea levels. CE preorders will get a discount of $5 on that one.

There will be a tied-in expansion pack for that one, that adds watertemperature and simulated goosebumps and erect nipples. But they haven't decided on the title yet.
AquanipZ Turbo Wetpack but I can't reveal my source...
Posted June 26, 2014
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mrcoolman: How are modern Bioware games explicitly made for homosexuals and women?
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Crosmando: By featuring homosexual sex and romances so prominently? Just look at the character design for the DA:I characters, mostly men and the women are ugly and look like they have masculine features (male jawline etc), the writing is juvenile fan-fic tier crap that sounds like it was written by and for females.

It's been blatantly obvious what audience Bioware games are targeted at since ME3 and DA2.
Would that not make them made for people in general, if they offer you the option to romance either people from the same or the opposite gender as you?
Posted June 26, 2014
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tammerwhisk: So, uh how do you think the people programming the physics go about trying to make it realistic? Seriously. I know with other physics related things some developers do tons of research, use models, and etc. Every idea I come up with sounds more like a joke than a realistic possibility.
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Klumpen0815: Probably jelly plastics like they seem to have used for DoA.
I said trying for realism lol.
Posted June 26, 2014
They should teach boob physics at school, would make more people interested in natural sciences.
Posted June 26, 2014
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Crosmando: By featuring homosexual sex and romances so prominently? Just look at the character design for the DA:I characters, mostly men and the women are ugly and look like they have masculine features (male jawline etc), the writing is juvenile fan-fic tier crap that sounds like it was written by and for females.

It's been blatantly obvious what audience Bioware games are targeted at since ME3 and DA2.
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AFnord: Would that not make them made for people in general, if they offer you the option to romance either people from the same or the opposite gender as you?
What, 3% of the population? Nope. If you're sticking that stuff into your games you have an agenda.
Post edited June 26, 2014 by Crosmando
Posted June 26, 2014
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AFnord: Would that not make them made for people in general, if they offer you the option to romance either people from the same or the opposite gender as you?
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Crosmando: What, 3% of the population? Nope. If you're sticking that stuff into your games you have an agenda.
First of all, I've never heard someone say that the amount of "gays" in the world is as low as 3%. The usual number is somewhere in the region of 10%, though it's still a very uncertain number.

And more importantly, even if only 3% of the worlds population is gay, it's still a significant number. And they don't force anyone to play a gay character. They are not pushing "being gay" upon the players. It's up to the player if (s)he wants his/her character to be gay or not. It just allows people who are gay to have the kind of relationship that they want (while still allowing heterosexual people to have heterosexual relationships). And why would you not cater to more of your fans if you can? It's not in any way shape or form hurting the gaming experience for people who are not gay.
Posted June 26, 2014
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Crosmando: By featuring homosexual sex and romances so prominently? Just look at the character design for the DA:I characters, mostly men and the women are ugly and look like they have masculine features (male jawline etc), the writing is juvenile fan-fic tier crap that sounds like it was written by and for females.

It's been blatantly obvious what audience Bioware games are targeted at since ME3 and DA2.
Wow, do you really believe this? o.0
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