Posted March 22, 2012
Steampunk (de-ar-emicus punkius) - noun - A person who joined Valve to purchase computer games. They love to go to camp during the summer and think achievements prove them to be the best.
Valve (corporationous evilous) - noun - Composed of some of the most vile people on the Internet they rule their followers with an iron fist. Luring unsuspecting victims in with 'sales' and indie bundle keys they install malicious sofltware on their computers and monitor them closely on their forums. If any dissension is noticed they immediately ban the troublemakers. Also known to block customers from accessing their merchandise and costing the customer potentially thousands of dollars.
GOG (projekticus goodicus) - noun - The good gaming website. Known to provide their customers with quality games at reasonable prices without including malicious software. They have been known to allow the promotion of sales at other digital game websites on their forums and have a very good support system.
Gogger (smartericus than the average bearicus) - noun - Those who have seen the evilness of DRM and want to stop it. They are a somewhat generous sort who promote the classics of the video gaming industry. Goggers are the natural enemy of steampunks although some goggers are known to be double agents.
Valve (corporationous evilous) - noun - Composed of some of the most vile people on the Internet they rule their followers with an iron fist. Luring unsuspecting victims in with 'sales' and indie bundle keys they install malicious sofltware on their computers and monitor them closely on their forums. If any dissension is noticed they immediately ban the troublemakers. Also known to block customers from accessing their merchandise and costing the customer potentially thousands of dollars.
GOG (projekticus goodicus) - noun - The good gaming website. Known to provide their customers with quality games at reasonable prices without including malicious software. They have been known to allow the promotion of sales at other digital game websites on their forums and have a very good support system.
Gogger (smartericus than the average bearicus) - noun - Those who have seen the evilness of DRM and want to stop it. They are a somewhat generous sort who promote the classics of the video gaming industry. Goggers are the natural enemy of steampunks although some goggers are known to be double agents.
Post edited March 22, 2012 by CowboyBebop