So like tell me what you think is the best quality of you.. well that's easy.. Tell me what is the best quality of you and you used it in real life? =)
Just asking, no reason to get snippy.

Baby, don't hurt me...no more... WHAT IS LOVE!?!?!

That takes me back :)

This thread reminded me of this funny scene from a funny movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVL3gOt5qBE

Is This Love?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

My best quality is the ability to read this thread and not write something snarky about its creator.

I know that this is a bad thing to do. but what ever.. I mostly would like to know some people, which is.. well themselves. But you just said and you know that you love me. =P

My best ability is the uncanny accuracy with which I can spot the best hookers.

Really? How?

I told my girl I get to buy a hooker on my 50th birthday and she is going to be EXPENSIVE.

My best quality is fully controllable shamelessness which allows me to be a (supposed*) jerk whenever the need arises. It allows me to get some attention or achieve other stuff when Mr. Nice Guy can't get the job done.

*In real life it's "supposed". I'm obviously just a jerk online.

It's the one without a penis.

For a minute I was afraid that it was the other way around.

I can be really calm under stress. A combination of personality and calming techniques I picked up in the army works wonders.