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Because when you buy one, they Ou ya a refund
Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Back when there was the hassle with Botanicula getting a GOG release while only a day later appearing on a Humble Indie Bundle causing a ruckus among GOGers, someone said something about the developer, can't remember the exact wording but the general idea was something like "We're in deep shit, and it looks like Amanita lawyer"

I thought they said it funny.
Post edited October 09, 2013 by DProject
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
If you turn one degree, you're still going to walk right into it, unless you start from quite a long way away.
I cringed..
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
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Wishbone: If you turn one degree, you're still going to walk right into it, unless you start from quite a long way away.
Or if you were standing right at the very edge of it...
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Roman5: Because when you buy one, they Ou ya a refund
I thought it was so everyone on Eurogamer could use bad puns:

"Ouya cheeky bastards!"

"Ouya well and truly fucked now!"
I laughed, now I need a Wii.
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
They call the it the "Xbox One" because Microsoft had one shot at making a good videogame console but just like with the 360, they fucked it up
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DProject: Back when there was the hassle with Botanicula getting a GOG release while only a day later appearing on a Humble Indie Bundle causing a ruckus among GOGers, someone said something about the developer, can't remember the exact wording but the general idea was something like "We're in deep shit, and it looks like Amanita lawyer"

I thought they said it funny.
yeah, I remember that

I also remember going to the developers forums after that happened and giving them a piece of my mind

Let's hope other devs will think twice before trying shit like that
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tionerc: I cringed..
I agree, I would cringe at Wishbone's reply as well
Post edited October 09, 2013 by Roman5
"Ouya! I hurt my WiiWii! I can't get an XBoner anymore."
Post edited October 09, 2013 by timppu
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
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Wishbone: If you turn one degree, you're still going to walk right into it, unless you start from quite a long way away.
It's a reference to an old nonsensical viral joke about the 360.
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Wishbone: If you turn one degree, you're still going to walk right into it, unless you start from quite a long way away.
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Starmaker: It's a reference to an old nonsensical viral joke about the 360.
It just made me think of The Last Action Hero.
Why PS4?

PS: We're sorry.

PPS: We're really really sorry.

PPPS: Seriously, can you forgive us about PS3?

PPPPS: It's only $400 ;)
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
To bad my brother won't turn back because he really wants the new Killer Instinct game.
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Austrobogulator: Why do they call it the "Xbox One"?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
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Elmofongo: To bad my brother won't turn back because he really wants the new Killer Instinct game.
Isn't this next Killer Instinct some kind of free to play ?? Just asking.