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Roman5: Oh god...what have I done...WHAT HAVE I DONE

Next thing you know this is going to be on the front page on April 1st here on GOG or something
If this goes awry, everyone will be pointing at you!

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macuahuitlgog: Some pizzas use a DRM that gives you nonstop diarrhea for some days if the pizza inside your stomach is unauthorized. Some pizzas use a DRM that immediately makes your pizza shit flavored if the pizza is unauthorized. And then under each slice, it say "Original pizzas don't turn to shit".
In contrast to the game industry, such pizzas are universally recognized as horrible pizzas, though.
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Adzeth: Pizza DRM is serious business and needs to be stopped. I know a lady that loves Berlusconi pizzas, but the DRM stays in your system, and it isn't even mentioned anywhere. You only get to find out about it by using a scale! After discovering the DRM, she has tried to avoid' em.
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saramakos: So you mean that it is not that they are making me fat, it is just they are leaving remnants that I never chose to install?
Quite so. Have you ever seen obese pizza pirates/bootleggers? The industry doesn't seem to realize that they're shooting themselves in the foot by having the pirated pizzas be a superior product due to the removed DRM.
I hate Pizza that has DRM, every time I put it in the oven i have to put in the activation code on it, its not even a unique code....

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DRM in Pizzas has become a real issue that needs to adressed

Pizzas from Ubipizza are the worst, you can only eat them when you are in their Pizzeria and you have to put in a code to get them, this only inconveniences actual paying customers
I doubt this will happen though as it is probably covered by the Sale Of Pizza Act (SOPA) or maybe the Pizza In Person Act (PIPA).
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stuart9001: I doubt this will happen though as it is probably covered by the Sale Of Pizza Act (SOPA) or maybe the Pizza In Person Act (PIPA).
you forgot about (ACTA)

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SirPrimalform: I'm sick and tired of Domino's telling me where and when I can eat my pizzas. Bring on GOP!
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maycett: Would you really want old pizzas, even if they're good? Maybe GOP could stand for good old pickles instead, since they last longer.
Polski Wyrob FTW.
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stuart9001: I doubt this will happen though as it is probably covered by the Sale Of Pizza Act (SOPA) or maybe the Pizza In Person Act (PIPA).
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Roman5: you forgot about (ACTA)

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And DMCA, but you're obviously more creative than me.
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Miaghstir: And DMCA, but you're obviously more creative than me.
Dough Meets Credentials Act?
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Miaghstir: And DMCA, but you're obviously more creative than me.
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Adzeth: Dough Meets Credentials Act?
Good enough, good enough.
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jamyskis: I found a good old pizza in my tech room last week. It was amazing - it had twenty different types of mushroom on it.
And to think, a couple of weeks ago it was just a plain cheese and tomato.
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Miaghstir: And DMCA, but you're obviously more creative than me.
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Adzeth: Dough Meets Credentials Act?
Downloaded Margerhita Consumption Act of course.

And it should have been the Pizza Internet Purchases Act.
Post edited January 25, 2012 by stuart9001
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Roman5: you forgot about (ACTA)

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I thought this was the Anchovies, Cheese and Tomato Act.
You are all very silly people. :P
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TheEnigmaticT: You are all very silly people. :P
Admit it - you want a pizza this fun!