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Mine is either Calvin Coolidge or Ronald Reagan. I'm not saying they were perfect but they were a couple of the greater presidents of the 20th century.
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infinite9: Mine is either Calvin Coolidge or Ronald Reagan. I'm not saying they were perfect but they were a couple of the greater presidents of the 20th century.
Good ol' silent Cal. A woman once approached him and said, "A friend of mine bet me that I could get you to say more than two words." to which Coolidge responded, "Fuck you."
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infinite9: Mine is either Calvin Coolidge or Ronald Reagan. I'm not saying they were perfect but they were a couple of the greater presidents of the 20th century.
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tinyE: Good ol' silent Cal. A woman once approached him and said, "A friend of mine bet me that I could get you to say more than two words." to which Coolidge responded, "Fuck you."
Actually, his response was, "You lose."
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tinyE: Good ol' silent Cal. A woman once approached him and said, "A friend of mine bet me that I could get you to say more than two words." to which Coolidge responded, "Fuck you."
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HomerSimpson: Actually, his response was, "You lose."
I've told that joke twice and both times people have corrected me with the actual reply. Did everyone's sense of sarcasm suddenly dry up? Homer! You've all people should have appreciated that as a joke; you're almost a big of a smart ass as I am.

I give up.
I'm shaving my head and moving to Peru to become a Sherpa, just like my father and my father's father.
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HomerSimpson: Actually, his response was, "You lose."
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tinyE: I've told that joke twice and both times people have corrected me with the actual reply. Did everyone's sense of sarcasm suddenly dry up? Homer! You've all people should have appreciated that as a joke; you're almost a big of a smart ass as I am.

I give up.
I'm shaving my head and moving to Peru to become a Sherpa, just like my father and my father's father.
I promise I have not lost my sense of humor. I just happen to think Cal's original answer was fantastic, is all.
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Tiefood: George W. Bush

Changed the way I think of the letter W.
And the pronunciation. Dubya, now.

I have to go with Ronald Reagan, myself.
Hitler.