Sorry, I meant Crime Wave :D
Excellent work tho, we should make a thread devoted to shopping his photo onto various game boxes.

Sure thing.

OMG, he doesn't even look out of place on that cover.

Oh god, somebody stop me.

Why would we stop you? You're IMPROVING some of those immensely!

ah nintendo. this one needs a phalanx banjo man, too. but please keep his pants on despite the title.

nice avatar, keep up doing good job, old banjo man deserves preservation for generations that will come.
I think u going to create new trend ;]
+1

Here ya go.

GOG's very own Photoshop Phriday.

can anyone else see banjo man becoming a meme?

this is so awesome.

The UK version of Sacred's box art deserves mention. Are those armoured pasties, or are the seraphim's nipples made of metal?
And I know ceemdee is on a roll here, but the last thing anybody needs to see is banjo man wearing nothing but gold pasties and a loincloth.

There are always more disturbing options.

This is the cover to the soundtrack as well. I'm pretty sure they're armored pasties, since having metal nipples is outright ridiculous.
The question is, at that point, why bother with armor at all? I mean, being a woman, you'd want them to not bounce around as you're stabbing things, or riding your horse. Not only would they be sore on an hourly basis, but would stretch out by her age to the level of some horrifying unaired episode of Golden Girls.
This is as bad as Divine Divinity's armor, I wrote a post on it on my blog a while back (which I will promote myself and put on the bottom) but she is wearing a metal thong.
http://hamstergaming.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/quickie-divine-divinity/
Taking both of those into consideration, I can conclude that for women, their weak spots are nipples and tramp stamps, which must be covered at all costs.

this thread is getting more gooder