Got about 1/2 an inch to go on a 7x70 Gurkha Evil, and it is thoroughly kicking my ass.

i dont smoke
thougth those things were just for chomping on ;p

Are you Will Smith?

nah ive been watching the A team and reading shield comics

A Twix. :P

I've had candy cigars before... Does that count? Though I didn't smoke them, I just chewed.

bahahaha nice one :D

Once went through a three foot long "novelty" or "display" cigar (actually a smokeable cigar, just too daft sized to bother using) on a night of tequila with friends back in 2002.
took eight of us about six hours to power through it.

I can't imagine.

I've mostly been fond of thinner, 34 mostly cheap stogies. I kind of prefer quicker smokes but used to smoke Churchills often that is about it.

For some reason, that reminds me so much of Pulp Phantom :-D

My longest was my first and last one. It was also the shortest.

An authentic, Cubanese, Montechristo brand cigar. I didn't bother to measure it, but it was VERY large. And i smoked through all of it, while sipping Havana club 15 years old. The one and only cigar i 've ever smoked. And only for the experience, only one.

Clinton.

Uhm I've only smoked two. One because I played poker for this first time - actually managed to win R250 (about 30$ at the time) and lost it again the following week by having to pay for a speeding ticket. The other one I smoked during a friend's bachelors. I guess both were about 12cm in length (metric or gtfo!) and about 15mm in diameter. I like the smell, but not the taste so much.