Whatever happened to Fall Out Boy? Oh yeah their last album tanked.

Look at the oldskool bit :-)

Oh dear lord. I think I lost several hundred IQ points just looking at the scan of the article.

I can't get worked up over this. It's far too lazy.

Really?
A guy that plays Grand Theft Auto is secretly a homicidal maniac with anger management issues and you shouldn't leave him alone?
That sounds like good advice, give every guy like that a girlfriend to beat up and he won't commit any real crimes.
Thanks Girlfriend Magazine.

Play World Of Warcraft
Total nerd. This guy’s an easy catch. I doubt he talks to girls all that often but he’s probably pretty smart.



Thank you for thinking so high of me! But I know I'm already awesome beyond comparison. Also, my girl loves watching me play, so f off. :p

I guess the ladies will be disappointed that my body is not ripped and I don't like to dance despite enjoying DDR.

But Patrick's right, when I play GTA, I pretend that i'm beating the snot out of him for being such a twit.

What if you like all sorts of games?

I wonder if there is even one girl who takes this seriously. Based on the descriptions in the article, you're most definitely a "keeper", because you are very mutlitalented and will take whatever life throws at you.

I'm surprised there was no comment about Call of Duty. I'd love to see what this idiot has to say about the people that play that game.

God knows what he'd say about me just by looking at my games.

Every girlfriend I've had through my entire life has never been the type to read trash like that, so I'm not too worried. Also, I'd like to point out, I've played WOW quite a bit and I have more female friends than male (at about a 5 to 1 ratio, my wife calls them my harem), and met more than a few retards in it.

If anything, it goes to show that Patrick Stump is a fucking idiot. And I'm a drummer, so if we go off of music stereotypes, thats saying something.

Damn, I'm neither smart nor a problem solver. Given my preference for adventures and RPGs it looks like I'm just some greedy mass-murdering vigilante who likes to pilfer everything that isn't nailed down and rid the world of all living beings just for the experience. You all better be grateful I feel so comfortable in my cellar (but I guess it wouldn't hurt to lock the door, just in case I feel adventurous one day) ... ;)

Are you sure this article wasn't written with humor in mind? To me all these things just sound sort of sarcastic

That Nintendo Wii part sounds like a poor attempt at advertisement to me.